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    This friday is going to be an interesting day. I'm off to microsoft's main HQ in the uk. The company I work for is a microsoft gold partner and we get to go to all there seminar's. Being mainly a backend web developer (ASP etc..) I'm going to a "Using .net for e-commerce" seminar. Should be fun
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Ian,

    I went to one of them a while ago it was a bunch of old crap! They go on about how all the Microsoft products can help you and all the other ones are a waste of a developers time!

    So you are going to the offices in Reading? Nice building... Strange people!

    Have fun... If you get Bill's Email make sure you post it everywhere!!!! He will be spamed all to hell!

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    [email protected]

    Or his private one

    Youstillbuyiteventhoughithas****[email protected]


    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Trust it to be a Southerner to spell 'Watch' wrong.

    Don't they teach English 'darn Sarf' or merely Cockney?
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    Originally posted by Arbiter
    Trust it to be a Southerner to spell 'Watch' wrong.

    Don't they teach English 'darn Sarf' or merely Cockney?
    Teaching cockney is an art and is still only taught in some schools (Taxi school). Well all they teach up north is how easily it is to break in to Ford Escorts (as thats the only car that exists up there)...

    Bring it on!!!

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    I realsied that as soon as I started the thread, but you can't change thread names
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Never mind Ian....

    So when are you off to Micro****e?

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    friday. It's just for one day but it means it gets me out of the office for the day. I live a very sheltered life
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by chrismitchell


    ...all they teach up north is how easily it is to break in to Ford Escorts (as thats the only car that exists up there)...

    Silence peasant!

    We can do Fiesta's too....
    Gentile or Jew,
    O you who turn the wheel and look to windward,
    Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you...

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    I've got an R plate escort and In the three months I worked in manchester, it only got broken into 30 times
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Ok then, any POS Ford or Vauxhall that is Rusted all to hell is the family car and ripe for the pickings of any child from the age of 8 upwards!

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    i am sure if you go round to Arbiters house the computer he is working on is stolen, and the chair, and his shoes, and socks, and t-shirt, and carpet, and furniture, and house and garden, and flower beds, and plants, and trees.... the list is probably endless....
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?

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    Now i'm sure that he has got his own stuff...... It could be worse.. He could live in Coventry!!!!

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    dum dum DUMMMM!!!!!

    Not coventry........!?!

    What's wrong with coventry? (and don't say what's right with it )
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?

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    I was making a joke really but in all honesty i don't like Coventry...... don't you remember a thread that was running a while ago that said that there was a cerfew in Coventry of 7 pm - for the police.... I think that the same apples for Manchester!!!

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    Originally posted by chrismitchell
    I was making a joke really but in all honesty i don't like Coventry...... don't you remember a thread that was running a while ago that said that there was a cerfew in Coventry of 7 pm - for the police.... I think that the same apples for Manchester!!!
    hehe, sorry, had to be done put in a comma and it becomes,

    i think the same, Apples for Manchester!!
    but that does suck!! no wonder when people aren't talking to someone they 'send them to coventry' lol
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?

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    A Thousand Apologies for the misspelling.... I bet it was Nucem trying to Hack his way into VB world! lol!

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