Please Excuse me...

[dclamp]

[gloating]

I AM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD FLORIDA IN AUGUST! WOOT! IM SO EXCITED!

[/gloating]

[Lord Orwell]

spoiler alert!

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Walt disney died years ago and mickey is a man in a suit.

[lintz]

[double gloating]

I'm going O/S in 3 months for a holiday

[/double gloating]

[Lord Orwell]

o/s?

[Arrow_Raider]

[gloating]

I AM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD FLORIDA IN AUGUST! WOOT! IM SO EXCITED!

[/gloating]

That sounds... mature?

[Lord Orwell]

it is.... for him

[System_Error]

disney world = gayness.

[timeshifter]

dclamp=gayness

[wossname]

[double gloating]

I'm going O/S in 3 months for a holiday

[/double gloating]

OS/2 was overrated.

[dclamp]

DisneyWorld = Uber Fun .

I think i am more excited to go on a plane for my first time, then to be actually going to DW

[grilkip]

Will you kick Donald Duck in the nads for me? I still have a gripe with him.

[dclamp]

yeah sure. i will tell hiim grilkip sent me

[mendhak]

Ask him why he wears a shirt but no pants. Except when he comes out of a shower, then he's got no shirt, but a towel over his waist.

There's a Freudian explanation for all of this.

[I_Love_My_Vans]

DisneyWorld = Uber Fun .

I think i am more excited to go on a plane for my first time, then to be actually going to DW

A plane! You woman Disney World is on the same piece of land as you. DRIVE!

[timeshifter]

It'd be a long trip...

[dclamp]

why drive? It is on the OTHER SIDE of the county. you knob

[dclamp]

i just googled it and it is:

2,494 mi – about 1 day 12 hours

[Arrow_Raider]

I pitty you fools living in CA

[dclamp]

and why is that? we have PERFECT weather.

[Lord Orwell]

? The only parts of California that actually get weather smell like rotting fish.

[wossname]

Britain is under water

I'd hate to be those jerks.

[Lord Orwell]

WHAT?!? Did someone steal excalibur from the lady of the lake?

[Arrow_Raider]

Gather round folks and marvel at Lord Orwell. For he is of the few that don't mistake excalibur for being the sword found in the stone.

[mendhak]

Yes, but strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[TheBigB]

women and swords is no combination
correction: a fatal combination

[timeshifter]

Yes, but strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Ah, another soul versed in the art of logic. 'Tis a wonderful thing.

[Lord Orwell]

Yes, but strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Neigh! I declare you an Unbeliever! You Cynic!

[Shaggy Hiker]

Yes, but strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

This from a frog


I visited Epcot about sixteen years ago. The place was really pretty cool, if a bit lightweight at times. Some of the biological exhibits were quite interesting, and we arranged something of a bind the scenes tour.

I was in a wheelchair at the time, which was quite educational in itself. Those folks are sooooo polite, so they'd ask my parents if I could walk a few steps to get on a ride. I'd be right there, and they'd talk to my parents, not me. The reason I was in the chair was because I had broken a bone in my foot while hiking the AT. However, I had broken the bone about 1,100 miles earlier, and the special shoe was largely because of a mis-diagnosis which was corrected once I saw an orthopedic surgeon back home. Now, I realize that I resembled a POW victim, as I had passed the starvation point a few weeks before the end of the hike, but there was clearly a cast on my foot, not on my head, so they might have actually talked TO me, rather than around me. In the couple of days we were there, only one employee talked directly to me unless I got in their face a bit.

[Lord Orwell]

you should really expect that. Physical injuries make people uncomfortable in general, and while it is rude, it is also normal.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Those folks are well trained....but not in all ways. I did expect that, but it was still educational to see it.

[Lord Orwell]

I can train a person all day long that worms are high in protein but they still won't eat them.

[hairball]

infantile

[dclamp]

[angry]
what happened to the part where every one is excited that i am going on vacation??

let me put it this way... i wont be on vbf for a week

[/angry]

[Lord Orwell]

I'll bring the Keg! Woohoo Girls Gone Wild!!!!

[timeshifter]

Oooooh... Dylan's not gonna be here for a week?

SWEEEEET!!!

It'll be the best week in VBF history!!!

[TheBigB]

is it august already?

[dclamp]

thanks for ruining the thread.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Hey, I was positive....sort of, I never made it out of Epcot.

[learning c]

There's a Freudian explanation for all of this.

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