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    Exclamation And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    Hailu Kidane Marian was working with members of his religious group, selling religious materials door-to-door in a Northwest Miami-Dade neighborhood, when the bolt from the blue struck him down.


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    Even the reporters seem very tongue-in-cheek.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Hailu Kidane Marian was working with members of his religious group, selling religious materials door-to-door in a Northwest Miami-Dade neighborhood, when the bolt from the blue struck him down.


    http://cbs4.com/local/local_story_189151333.html

    Even the reporters seem very tongue-in-cheek.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Hailu Kidane Marian was working with members of his religious group, selling religious materials door-to-door in a Northwest Miami-Dade neighborhood, when the bolt from the blue struck him down.


    http://cbs4.com/local/local_story_189151333.html

    Even the reporters seem very tongue-in-cheek.

    never give out false hopes and promises.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    "He's unconscious, he's in a coma,"

    heh heh - well its about time, thats exactly what happens to me everytime i am forced into a church.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    Quote Originally Posted by oceanebelle
    never give out false hopes and promises.
    we do that all the time with our users when we promise to deliver code on time.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

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    we do that all the time with our users when we promise to deliver code on time.

    roflmao. true true.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    I always deliver code on time. It's when the user wants everything to work that I fall behind.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    God doesn't like evangelists.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    that's not all God hates
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    This idiot actually thinks God was showing approval when he struck him.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    It's like a friendly punch on the arm.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    "duh, (direct quote) I saw the strike as a sign i was doing a great job"
    [duh added for emphasis]
    and then later he got struck again. Just when you start wondering if God exists, he strikes down an infidel or two and removes doubt.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    I always deliver code on time. It's when the user wants everything changed that I fall behind.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    ok you guys are confusing everyone. "I ALWAYS deliver on time" "I fall behind"
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    I always deliver code on time. It's when I fall behind that I fall behind.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    I always deliver code on time. It's when I fall behind that I fall behind.
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    Re: And if my word is not the true word of god, may lightning strike me down...

    gah! AIMBOTZ0R!!!!
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