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    This is for people in America only. This is a very funny thing that only Americans would do. The number below is a free toll call for us Americans, so don't be scared, because you won't be charged. Jus' call the number, you'll laugh your arse off .


    Instructions:


    Call National Discount Brokers
    • Dial 1-800-888-3999
    • Listen to all of the recorded options
    • Pay attention to option 7.
    • Hit 7



    Tell me what you think, I thought it was funny as hell .

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    Quack quack quack....
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    Ok for us *non-americans" what was it?

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    Can you tell us "Americans" too? I'm too lazy to call that number

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    A voice will tell you...

    "If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7."

    If you press 7 you hear a duck quacking !
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    Originally posted by Active
    A voice will tell you...

    "If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7."

    If you press 7 you hear a duck quacking !
    Sounds a great way for an advertising company to compile a list of numbers of people who are so bored that they would phone a number to hear a duck quacking

    (Didn't Michael Dell make his first million doing something like that )
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    Well, as I said, "only for Americans", is because most non-Americans have a dry sense of humor .

    Hehe, I think I'm gonna start a war.

    Bring it on, people!

    You know I'm funny as hell!

    The phone number of that option is just a joke, just to make people laugh, as I said, some people don't have a sense of humor in the world. Makes me unhappy .

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    Originally posted by Matthew Gates
    The phone number of that option is just a joke, just to make people laugh, as I said, some people don't have a sense of humor in the world. Makes me unhappy .
    Well I thought that it was very funny - somewhere in some ad agency in Madison Square there is some junior exec rushing into a VPs office and saying something like "Gee Mr Hackenbacker - we have 182,126 americans who will dial a number to hear the sound of a duck quacking"

    . . . Oh - and one person from Madras (Hi Active).

    I was - as we say - pulling your leg Matthew (althugh if you start getting telesales calls with a load of ducks quacking in them don't say I didn't warn you )
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    . . . Oh - and one person from Madras (Hi Active).
    oooohhhh...Well I am not that Stupid to make an
    International call just to expect something funny !

    This was in my mail. Somebody sent me this thing
    Nearly a year ago.
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    And Deviating from this topic...

    What are the free International Calling Services on the
    Web that let me call to the UK for free ??

    2 or 3 months Before I used Go2Call.com but now
    it's no longer free...
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