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Thread: Anyone still here and want to make inane conversation with a bored student?

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    The subject says it all....i'm busily pulling an all-nighter doing my IT project and need people to talk to
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    Not really.
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    No matter how hard you try...you'll never be a total git
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    Bah humbug
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    Zonk squerkle to you

    I hate f*****g coursework I'm still here at 2:30am on the last day of term...this sucks...I want to complain to the management. Oh...I'm not religious. Bugger it
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    Yep, coursework sucks sweaty, hairy, greasy monkey balls. With big ugly warts. And other bad stuff.

    I've been theoretically on holiday since last Friday but have managed to spend the week doing bloody group coursework and not going home. Bastards.
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    Shall we turn this into a rant against coursework?
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    No turning necessary, just rant away.
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    AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH f**k GODDAMMITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

    Why do teachers always move the deadlines forward? Don't they understand that some of us DON'T WANT TO WORK?!?!?! GRRRRRRRR
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    Well I never have that problem thankfully, in fact deadlines get moved to later quite often because people complain. Neener neener neener.
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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    So have I achieved total gittishness yet?
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    No. Hahahahaha
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    I had no idea you two were still at school / college, how old are you & what are you studying ?

    I expected you to be in high flying £70,000 a year jobs, rather than doing coursework !

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    Hehe, course work indeed sucks.......but NO MORE!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHA you suffer!

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    Bugger.
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    End of term!!! Yay!!! Chance to do some real work for once
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    He he. End of first quarter for me today!

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    Sorry I'd have talked to you if I'd seen this thread before - didn't go to sleep 'till 4:30am!
    My end of term isn't until next Friday You're kucky!

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    Very kucky indeed

    2 of my friends were also awake at 5:30 AM...all doing coursework...that all had to be handed in on the last day
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    kucky?

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    Nic mis-typed and I took the piss
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    ah, now i see it, it's fu.. mucky

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    RDRR!

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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
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    Do you think this is getting boring yet?
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    HEHEhehe

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    Hehe she hasn't realised I'm putting inane messages into an inane thread :-)
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    *zoink!* *spreek* *zookitee*

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    *ping*

    Ah, I see you have the machine that goes Ping!This is fun when nobody listens to you!
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    Talking

    LOL

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    Hehe...I love Monty Python All by my lonesome...
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    Saw an episode about a big contest on who could summarize proust best.....they have a bunch of goofy contestants...even a choral group trying to summarize in 15 seconds.......then they announce the winner.........

    ...and the prize goes tooooooooo








    ....the girl with the biggest tits!!!!!



    My sons just about lost it....Monty Python never fails to have a twist at the end!!!!

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    Very funny I have a double-cassette of the shows...even with no video it's still incredibly funny

    What cracks me up is the bit on sex education from "The Meaning of Life"...a four-poster bed comes out from the classroom wall And when the Grim Reaper gatecrashes a tea party

    And I'm going to give up with the hidden messages now
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Time to revive this thread I think

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    You'll have to revive me first

    Too much coursework dulls the brain
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Talking SEX!!!!!!!!

    Did that revive you Parksie???

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    More likely to tire me out, I think.

    Whoa!!!! *** has John done to vB?!?!?!?!
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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