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  1. May 14th, 2007, 02:24 PM #1
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    Never trust someone with no vices.

    So I watched a bit of 60 minutes on the presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

    This guy says he doesn't:
    1) Swear
    2) Smoke
    3) Drink
    4) Have premarital action.
    5) Basically your typical "always in business suit" type.

    It's so god damn Brady Bunch like it makes me want to gag. He probably doesn't even watch R rated movies.

    I don't trust someone that clean. Give me another Bill Clinton anyday, someone who smoked pot in College, fornicated every now and then and seems like a very cool relaxed guy.
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  2. May 14th, 2007, 02:49 PM #2
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    But - he is a politician, therefore he is a liar by default.
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  3. May 14th, 2007, 05:37 PM #3
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy_P
    But - he is a politician, therefore he is a liar by default.
    To say the least.
    Last edited by Xcoder : 09-10-2001 at 12:45 AM.
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  4. May 14th, 2007, 05:47 PM #4
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    He's a Mormon, and they are pretty straight laced.
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  6. May 14th, 2007, 06:25 PM #5
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
    He's a Mormon, and they are pretty straight laced.
    It looks that way, until you find his fetiche-themed dungeon.
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  7. May 14th, 2007, 11:48 PM #6
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    I knew this one mormon girl... and the rest is up to your imaginations lest I be banned.


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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    I'll bet he uses a Mac
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  9. May 15th, 2007, 04:53 AM #8
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
    He's a Mormon, and they are pretty straight laced.
    He's a moron? That's a bit harsh
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  11. May 15th, 2007, 05:12 AM #9
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    He said mormon, you moron
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Jesus had no vices, he must have been a rubbish carpenter, all wonky table-legs and stuff.
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    Jesus had no vices
    You can't tell me that a guy that could turn water into wine wouldn't have a severe alcohol problem.
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Never trust a carpenter with no vices....
    (or C-Clamps if outside of the workshop)
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Oh please.. not with the c-clamp jokes again...
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Quote Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
    So I watched a bit of 60 minutes on the presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

    This guy says he doesn't:
    1) Swear
    2) Smoke
    3) Drink
    4) Have premarital action.
    5) Basically your typical "always in business suit" type.
    Off camera:

    "Hey *****, COUGH fetch me another COUGH beer while I take my cycling shorts off, then COUGH we can get some lovin' while my wife's out."
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    Jesus had no vices, he must have been a rubbish carpenter, all wonky table-legs and stuff.
    If the bible accounts were true, Jesus was a cool dude. He probably drank wine and even turned water into it at parties.
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  18. May 16th, 2007, 05:41 AM #16
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=z6Ge1K5sxp0
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  19. May 16th, 2007, 08:29 AM #17
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    Re: Never trust someone with no vices.

    I only trust people with a Miami vice.
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