Women...

[pRoFiT]

Women Suck!

And i like it that way

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Women Suck!

And i like it that way

Why did you marry a vacuum cleaner?

[Codehammer]

I Think Women Are More Sensitive And Emotional To Comments, I've Learned That When I was Young and Throughout Life The Experience Proved it Tru. Sure You Will Find Murderers And Killer Chicks, But Those Same Ones Get Pissed Over Small Issues Like "your Fat", "She's Prettier"

Also Women cant Help But to Talk About the neighbours, Even if They Dont Know Them~!!!

[BodwadUK]

Its my friends I have trouble with, always liking the nice girls so that I cant get a look in

[oceanebelle]

Am I fat?

[litlewiki]

You are all blue and starry.

[vbcode1980]

Am I fat?

I don't know?
Depends on the pants?

[oceanebelle]

I don't know?
Depends on the pants?

26-27 inch waist line fits me fine.

[timeshifter]

You're not fat...

[Codehammer]

Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything's going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You'll be forced to patch the code (admit you're wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end.

[wossname]

Women are best appreciated from a distance or ignored from nearby.

[timeshifter]

I disagree.

Women are best tied down to a bed to play with..



Ok, I'll get my head out of the gutter...

[dsheller]

Dating a girl is just like writing software. Everything's going to work just fine in the testing lab (dating), but as soon as you have contract with a customer (marriage), then your program (life) is going to be facing new situations you never expected. You'll be forced to patch the code (admit you're wrong) and then the code (wife) will just end up all bloated and unmaintainable in the end.

After two years of testing, things went wrong -- and I wish they hadn't.

Women are best appreciated from a distance or ignored from nearby.

I agree with that more than ever now.

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26-27 inch waist line fits me fine.

You failed to mention tat an 82'' waistline also fits you.

[zaza]

Women are best downloaded.

Typical.

[pRoFiT]

After two years of testing, things went wrong -- and I wish they hadn't.


I agree with that more than ever now.

You should beta test for at least 4 years before marriage. The first 2 years is great. Your excited about the program. The program is doing what you want. Then after two years, You update the program wrong and it never feels the same.

I think a computer analogy would be better. You get a new computer everything is fast paced and new and does what you want. a couple years later.....adware, spyware build up. Viruses that never go away. You load the wrong program. And then the restore button never really restores anything the way it used to be. In the end you format the hard drive upgrade the system and start fresh. Maybe wait a year for the new os to have a Service Patch.

[FunkyDexter]

It would be a harsher, uglier world without them

but on the plus side we'd half our expenditure on public toilets.

If you get bored with Wife OS you can always reinstall Girlfriend 1.3 but you should take care to reformat first or give it its own partition or you can run into serious compatability problems.