What if the Internet..

**nemaroller** · Apr 19th, 2007, 03:02 PM

Was down for a week?

What in gods name would you do?

**Static** · Apr 19th, 2007, 03:08 PM

THATS NOT FUNNY!

dont Jinx It!!

i would have to ... um... watch tv. or maybe pick up one of those things that have lots of paper stuck together.. with words on the papers.. cant remember what its called.

**Atheist** · Apr 19th, 2007, 03:10 PM

Ive never used the internet in my entire life so i wouldnt be bothered.

**timeshifter** · Apr 19th, 2007, 03:12 PM

I invented the Internet.

**Static** · Apr 19th, 2007, 03:28 PM

Timeshifter is Al gore?

**space_monkey** · Apr 19th, 2007, 03:41 PM

I invented al gore.

**timeshifter** · Apr 19th, 2007, 03:57 PM

I invented space_monkey.

**dclamp** · Apr 19th, 2007, 07:31 PM

i invented the universe....

**dclamp** · Apr 19th, 2007, 07:32 PM

i would die if the internet went down for a week. But then that is impossible unless all the DNS & web servers went down all at the same time. or all of the ISP's went down...

**timeshifter** · Apr 19th, 2007, 09:16 PM

EMP.

Need I say more?

**penagate** · Apr 19th, 2007, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by nemaroller

Was down for a week?

What in gods name would you do?

Go throw up in the toilet and then take a shower until I was sober. Because that's the only way the whole internet could be down for a week.

**iPrank** · Apr 19th, 2007, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by nemaroller

Was down for a week?

What in gods name would you do?

I could get some time to read my text books at last.

**eSPiYa** · Apr 20th, 2007, 04:58 AM

I can get a vacation for a week.

**wossname** · Apr 20th, 2007, 06:57 AM

Vista would be say:

"The internet is unavailable, would you like to allow this?"

**Atheist** · Apr 20th, 2007, 07:41 AM

Well linux wouldnt do anything since it doesnt have the necessary network card drivers anyways

**timeshifter** · Apr 20th, 2007, 09:07 AM

You are attempting to show Vista as user-friendly. Cancel or Allow?

**dclamp** · Apr 20th, 2007, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by timeshifter

You are attempting to show Vista as user-friendly. Cancel or Allow?

Cancel

**timeshifter** · Apr 22nd, 2007, 02:57 PM

Operation Cancelled.

Windows Security Advisor has encountered an error and must shut down. We are sorry for any inconvenience.

Windows Security Advisor is not responding.

Explorer has encountered an error and must shut down.

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**SmackAHobo** · Apr 22nd, 2007, 03:12 PM

A lot of people, business's and organisation would loose a lot of money. The worl economy would suffer and i'd kill myself.

**michaelrawi** · Apr 24th, 2007, 12:32 AM

When an earthquake happen in HK, december last year, internet was down for a week in my country. That's when I realized that I was internet addict. LOL

**hairball** · Apr 24th, 2007, 03:27 AM

That was the 2006 Hengchun earthquake. It happened in Taiwan but HK felt it too.

It felt like internet was in slow motion for a month in our place.

**Torc** · Apr 24th, 2007, 03:39 AM

I would devise ways to trap oceanebelle when she comes to try to take my Canon EOS SLR.

**mendhak** · Apr 24th, 2007, 03:41 AM

Nobody wants your Canon EOS SLR. Not even orphans in third world countries who were offered a lifetime supply of food by the UN if they were to steal one of those and show up with it at the UN's offices.

**Torc** · Apr 24th, 2007, 03:44 AM

oceanebelle has promised to come and take it some time.

**kregg** · Apr 24th, 2007, 05:00 AM

Originally Posted by Atheist

Well linux wouldnt do anything since it doesnt have the necessary network card drivers anyways

Where have you been living for the past years? In the early days of the internet, unix systems helped the internet become what its today (wiki) And that's the reason why its such a strong OS - It's because of it's design that makes it's more secure than windows to use (have one admin with password, and have users that do not have admin privelleges and have to use the admin password to access areas, such as installing programs, gaining access to important system files, etc.)

Edit: Fixed Grammatical Errors

**penagate** · Apr 24th, 2007, 05:12 AM

Originally Posted by kregg

it's design

Holy apostrophe, batman!

**nemaroller** · Apr 24th, 2007, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by kregg

Where have you been living for the past years? In the early days of the internet, unix systems helped the internet become what it is today (wiki) And that's the reason why it is such a strong OS - It's because of it's design that makes it more secure than windows to use (have one admin with password, and have users that do not have admin privelleges and have to use the admin password to access areas, such as installing programs, gaining access to important system files, etc.)

Slanderous! You sir are just another unwitting victim of Unix propoganda. Unix wasn't popularized by academia until the early 80's and further - it was first known as Unics from the base word 'Unic'. Definition here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unic

**Xcoder** · Apr 24th, 2007, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by nemaroller

Was down for a week?

What in gods name would you do?

Talk to real people?

**timeshifter** · Apr 24th, 2007, 02:46 PM

Never.

**kregg** · Apr 24th, 2007, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by nemaroller

Slanderous! You sir are just another unwitting victim of Unix propoganda. Unix wasn't popularized by academia until the early 80's and further - it was first known as Unics from the base word 'Unic'. Definition here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unic

Lawl. That made me laugh.

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