Wow... CD on crack...

[timeshifter]

I busted a CD over a trash can... the kind of data that I'd have to kill you if you ever saw.. and I swear to RD, this is one of the pieces that shot out and tried to embed itself into my cranium... I don't think I've ever seen a CD do this before...

[penagate]

You know, there are other, more mundane ways of destroying your porn stash.

[FishGuy]

Snapping a CD is dangerous work, I myself has also suffered such near misses as one breaks into several sharp peices at great velocity over a 12 foot radius.

[kregg]

[smug]I got a shredder that shreds CDs and DVDs [/smug]

[capsulecorpjx]

I busted a CD over a trash can... the kind of data that I'd have to kill you if you ever saw.. and I swear to RD, this is one of the pieces that shot out and tried to embed itself into my cranium... I don't think I've ever seen a CD do this before...

Is the data weird pr0n?

[timeshifter]

Nope. Top secret firearm information.


I'll have to kill you now.

[rory]

thought you were talking about a crack for a CD ..
hey they got the crack for Vista Ultimate now .. LOL .. (not me though!)

[Shaggy Hiker]

I believe that if you were to take a stack of CDs (you need a large N), and start bending each one until it broke, you would find that if you bend in one direction, the CD will fold. If you bend in the other direction, the CD will fragment. This is because CDs are actually weapons. That whole AOL ad campaign was secretly financed by the NRA who had reason to believe that Clinton was intending to take guns away from people. Once W got elected, the ad campaign ended, because the NRA was more afraid that they might have to go hunting with Cheney.

Even now, all troops headed to Iraq carry stacks of CDs as emergency signal/fragmentation devices. The military found that CDs were lighter than Claymores, and were just as effective as long as they were bent in the right direction. Wall Street attempted to use the same thing to shatter the tech bubble, but they were trying to bend bank CDs, which were all FDIC insured, which meant that all they did was swell the deficit when they bent too far.

By the way, despite the fact that I wandered off into ramdom drivel, I seem to remember studying this just long enough to figure out that the first few sentences were true.

[oceanebelle]

Violence would never do you good.

I find it better throwing plates, The smash when you miss and the silent thud when you don't. :rofl:

[kregg]

thought you were talking about a crack for a CD ..
hey they got the crack for Vista Ultimate now .. LOL .. (not me though!)

I thought ts was talking about CD smoking crack...

[hairball]

Violence would never do you good.

I find it better throwing plates, The smash when you miss and the silent thud when you don't. :rofl:

I found myself regretting throwing a plastic bowl. Now I don't have something good for the dog food.

[int3gral]

I thought ts was talking about CD smoking crack...

to be honest.. thats what i thought too..

[vbcode1980]

You could destroy the discs by putting them in the microwave for a minute.
Might destroy your microwave as well..

[timeshifter]

I love the light show produced by that...

[kregg]

Tried putting a battery into a microwave before? oh that's funny as hell

[timeshifter]

If I had an extra microwave, I'd try it...

does the battery have to be charged?

[space_monkey]

Do you have a waffle iron or a George Foreman grill?

[timeshifter]

Nope.

Why?

[space_monkey]

No reason just curious to see what a waffled cd looks like