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Mar 9th, 2007, 07:09 PM
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[RESOLVED] [Serious]Help
Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Mar 9th, 2007, 08:21 PM
#2
Re: [Serious]Help
Read your own signature for the solution.
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Mar 9th, 2007, 08:31 PM
#3
Re: [Serious]Help
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
You are suffering from an alcohol deficit.
Might I ask your habitual consumptive regimen?
Mine...
2 Pitchers Newcastle,
plus 1 shot Sambuca.
Not necessarily heavy, for us true who are serious...
But...
I could easily throw in a few hennesies if I had your goal...
Remember...
err... I forget...

reaches down to top it all off with a smirnoff ice...
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Mar 10th, 2007, 04:56 AM
#4
Re: [Serious]Help
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
Smoking. No other natural consumable kills faster.
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Mar 10th, 2007, 05:02 AM
#5
Re: [Serious]Help
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
I think devil never die.
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Mar 10th, 2007, 05:46 AM
#6
Hyperactive Member
Re: [Serious]Help
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
This reminds me of smoking... "Stopping smoking is for quitters"...
Try ingesting large quantities of alcohol... When you start to throw up, staple your lips together... hopefully, you'll throw up out your nose and such... Even if it doesn't kill you, it'd be a great party trick!
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Mar 10th, 2007, 06:25 AM
#7
Re: [Serious]Help
Inject it straight into your blood.
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Mar 10th, 2007, 07:40 AM
#8
Re: [Serious]Help
 Originally Posted by Andrew G
Inject it straight into your blood.
Winner
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Mar 10th, 2007, 07:46 AM
#9
Re: [RESOLVED] [Serious]Help
I once heard about an experiment (MythBusters maybe) where they tried to make themselves drunk without actually drinking alcohol. The best way was to go into a sauna and put vodka on the hot rocks instead of water. The guy was 3 times over the drink-drive limit after a few minutes. The answer: inhale your booze!
I don't live here any more.
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Mar 10th, 2007, 07:52 AM
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Re: [RESOLVED] [Serious]Help
 Originally Posted by wossname
I once heard about an experiment (MythBusters maybe) where they tried to make themselves drunk without actually drinking alcohol. The best way was to go into a sauna and put vodka on the hot rocks instead of water. The guy was 3 times over the drink-drive limit after a few minutes. The answer: inhale your booze!
AWOL
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Mar 10th, 2007, 09:35 AM
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Re: [RESOLVED] [Serious]Help
[Nixon]"Put down your beer-bongs, ARROOOOO!!"[/Nixon]
I don't live here any more.
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Mar 11th, 2007, 12:20 AM
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Re: [RESOLVED] [Serious]Help
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