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    Resolved [RESOLVED] [Serious]Help

    Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: [Serious]Help

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    Re: [Serious]Help

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
    You are suffering from an alcohol deficit.

    Might I ask your habitual consumptive regimen?

    Mine...

    2 Pitchers Newcastle,
    plus 1 shot Sambuca.

    Not necessarily heavy, for us true who are serious...
    But...

    I could easily throw in a few hennesies if I had your goal...

    Remember...

    err... I forget...


    reaches down to top it all off with a smirnoff ice...

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    Re: [Serious]Help

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
    Smoking. No other natural consumable kills faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
    I think devil never die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Alcohol isn't killing me fast enough. Please advise.
    This reminds me of smoking... "Stopping smoking is for quitters"...

    Try ingesting large quantities of alcohol... When you start to throw up, staple your lips together... hopefully, you'll throw up out your nose and such... Even if it doesn't kill you, it'd be a great party trick!
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    Re: [Serious]Help

    Inject it straight into your blood.

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    Re: [Serious]Help

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew G
    Inject it straight into your blood.
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    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: [RESOLVED] [Serious]Help

    I once heard about an experiment (MythBusters maybe) where they tried to make themselves drunk without actually drinking alcohol. The best way was to go into a sauna and put vodka on the hot rocks instead of water. The guy was 3 times over the drink-drive limit after a few minutes. The answer: inhale your booze!
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    Re: [RESOLVED] [Serious]Help

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    I once heard about an experiment (MythBusters maybe) where they tried to make themselves drunk without actually drinking alcohol. The best way was to go into a sauna and put vodka on the hot rocks instead of water. The guy was 3 times over the drink-drive limit after a few minutes. The answer: inhale your booze!
    AWOL

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    [Nixon]"Put down your beer-bongs, ARROOOOO!!"[/Nixon]
    I don't live here any more.

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    Moonshine

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