joke

[chocoloco]

George bush goes to Europe and goes ... 'Its a fine country' ....

[midnightmoon]

Just out of curiousity, have any of you ever had your hands tied together? My friend used this thick duck tape once and wrapped it around my wrists... I couldn't get out of it. lol

[mendhak]

Just out of curiousity, have any of you ever had your hands tied together? My friend used this thick duck tape once and wrapped it around my wrists... I couldn't get out of it. lol

I think you need to see a quack.

[kregg]

i think this thread needs to be deleted

[grilkip]

gefreuten my gebleuten.

[BillGeek]

Once there were two farmers. One had a daughter and the other had a son. When thier kids were teenagers they started dating, and the two farners encouraged it. One day the girl's father went over to the other farmer's house and said that he didn't want thier children dating anymore. The boy's father asked, "Why not?"

The other farmer said, "Come here and I'll show you." In his yard was the girl's name written in pee in the snow.



The boy's father said, "Oh, come on, that's just boy stuff."



The other farmer said, "You think I dont' know my own daughter's handwriting?"

[eSPiYa]

Is it really handwriting?
Maybe a s3x organwriting.

[midnightmoon]

I think you need to see a quack.

Oh... my mistake. *DUCT* tape.

[oceanebelle]

I believe it is most appropriate to use DUCK in this instance. Use the Special PUN Spell Checker!

[timeshifter]

Duck, duct... it's the same thing, really...