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    If you died today...

    what would your epitaph read?

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    Re: If you died today...

    If i was in between two other graves probably something like:

    "<---- Hangin' with these guys ---->"

    What about yours?

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    <insert mildly humorous programming or IT related one-liner here>

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    "Don't disturb me, I'm almost done with my new Snake game!"

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    Re: If you died today...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenova
    What about yours?
    I'm leaning towards a bobby knight. Something like, I was buried upside down so the world can kiss my....

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    Quote Originally Posted by System_Error
    I'm leaning towards a bobby knight. Something like, I was buried upside down so the world can kiss my....
    And when this life is over
    And I'm lying beneath the grass
    I hope I'm buried upside down
    So the world can

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    "Badgers aren't as friendly as I thought..."
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Peace at last

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    I'd start decomposing if I died today.
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    Error: Unexpected End

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    </Life>
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    Compile error: variable "Life" not defined

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    The creditors will cry, because that'd be minus 1 prompt bill paying customer.

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    I told you I was ill, but would you listen? NO!
    Life is one big rock tune

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    Originally posted by Valleysboy1978
    I told you I was ill, but would you listen? NO!

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    "Yeah, I deserve this."

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    I wouldn't be reading this, I'd be deflowering those 72 Virgins Osama and his henchmen fantasize about.
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    Re: If you died today...

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    "Badgers aren't as friendly as I thought..."

    no elaborate story to go along with it?

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    Type Mismatch

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    "Jumping into toxic waste DOES NOT give you super-powers."
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    "I've been dying to see this moment"

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    "I'm dead. Bite me."

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    Re: If you died today...

    Orginally posted by timeshifter
    "I'm dead. Bite me."


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    "Why did I bother to get my headstone engraved at all?"

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    Unload Me
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    die;
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    Re: If you died today...

    Kill "me.life"

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    include ("death/kill_me.php");
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    Re: If you died today...

    Code:
    __asm
    {
        mov eax,0
        call eax ; Cannot execute address 0
    }
    Code:
    __asm
    {
        rdtsc
        mov ebp,eax ; Windows requires saving of the base pointer. Destroyed by time stamp
        ret
    }
    Code:
    __declspec(naked) void SixFeetUnder() // __declspec(naked) means no prologue or epilogue code
    {
    Loop:
        __asm
        {
            nop ; do nothing instruction
            nop
            nop
            nop
            nop
    
            xor eax,eax ; ensure eax is 0
            cmp eax,0 ; will always set equal flag to true
    
            je Loop ; infinite 'do nothing' loop
        }
    }
    
    int main(int _argc,char * _argv[]) throw()
    {
        SixFeetUnder();
    
        return 0;
    }
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    "You didnt buy me flowers when i was alive, dont buy them for me when i am dead!"
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    "Avenge Me!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp
    "You didnt buy me flowers when i was alive, dont buy them for me when i am dead!"
    Can dead be reversed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Can dead be reversed?
    Start > Run > "Me_Alive" > OK
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