If you died today...

[System_Error]

what would your epitaph read?

[Jenova]

If i was in between two other graves probably something like:

"<---- Hangin' with these guys ---->"

What about yours?

[mendhak]

<insert mildly humorous programming or IT related one-liner here>

[timeshifter]

"Don't disturb me, I'm almost done with my new Snake game!"

[System_Error]

What about yours?

I'm leaning towards a bobby knight. Something like, I was buried upside down so the world can kiss my....

[mendhak]

I'm leaning towards a bobby knight. Something like, I was buried upside down so the world can kiss my....

And when this life is over
And I'm lying beneath the grass
I hope I'm buried upside down
So the world can

[crptcblade]

"Badgers aren't as friendly as I thought..."

[chris1990]

Peace at last

[visualAd]

I'd start decomposing if I died today.

[Merrion]

Error: Unexpected End

[dsheller]

return 0;

[capsulecorpjx]

</Life>

[timeshifter]

Compile error: variable "Life" not defined

[oceanebelle]

The creditors will cry, because that'd be minus 1 prompt bill paying customer.

[Valleysboy1978]

I told you I was ill, but would you listen? NO!

[Jenova]

Originally posted by Valleysboy1978
I told you I was ill, but would you listen? NO!

[grilkip]

"Yeah, I deserve this."

[The Thing]

I wouldn't be reading this, I'd be deflowering those 72 Virgins Osama and his henchmen fantasize about.

[System_Error]

"Badgers aren't as friendly as I thought..."

no elaborate story to go along with it?

[Hack]

Type Mismatch

[iPrank]

"Jumping into toxic waste DOES NOT give you super-powers."

[kregg]

"I've been dying to see this moment"

[timeshifter]

"I'm dead. Bite me."

[Jenova]

Orginally posted by timeshifter
"I'm dead. Bite me."

"Does the base of this grave make me look fat?"

[timeshifter]

"Why did I bother to get my headstone engraved at all?"

[dclamp]

Unload Me

[visualAd]

die;

[timeshifter]

Kill "me.life"

[dclamp]

include ("death/kill_me.php");

[JamesSchumacher]

__asm
{
    mov eax,0
    call eax ; Cannot execute address 0
}

__asm
{
    rdtsc
    mov ebp,eax ; Windows requires saving of the base pointer. Destroyed by time stamp
    ret
}

__declspec(naked) void SixFeetUnder() // __declspec(naked) means no prologue or epilogue code
{
Loop:
    __asm
    {
        nop ; do nothing instruction
        nop
        nop
        nop
        nop

        xor eax,eax ; ensure eax is 0
        cmp eax,0 ; will always set equal flag to true

        je Loop ; infinite 'do nothing' loop
    }
}

int main(int _argc,char * _argv[]) throw()
{
    SixFeetUnder();

    return 0;
}

[dclamp]

"You didnt buy me flowers when i was alive, dont buy them for me when i am dead!"

[Jenova]

"Avenge Me!"

[visualAd]

"You didnt buy me flowers when i was alive, dont buy them for me when i am dead!"

Can dead be reversed?

[dclamp]

Can dead be reversed?

Start > Run > "Me_Alive" > OK