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    chair

    i hate you.

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    Break out from your mental box.
    I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?

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    Re: chair

    Quote Originally Posted by hairball
    i hate you.

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    Chairs are for losers. Sit on a hatchet to prove yourself worthy.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


    Take credit, not responsibility

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    Re: chair

    Chair has feelings too

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    Re: chair

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew G
    Chair has feelings too
    Chair hasn't posted anything, let alone anything of value. The best course of action would be to grab Chair by the ankles, slam Chair's head against a porcelain sink and be done with it.

    Vote Quimby
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: chair

    Chairs would sit on you and all your loved ones if they are given the chance

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    Re: chair

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew G
    Chairs would sit on you and all your loved ones if they are given the chance
    And I would sit on them.

    I think that's what they call ironic...
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    Re: chair

    Out come the puns


    I want to chairish this moment for the rest of my life

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    Re: chair

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew G
    [size=1]I want to chairish this moment for the rest of my life
    Horrific puns are mendhak's department. Best not to let him drag you down as well.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: chair

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Horrific puns are mendhak's department. Best not to let him drag you down as well.
    Oh my God what have i done

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    Re: chair

    I have a deep seated resentment of chairs, but I keep it hidden, as I don't want them to get their backs up. I consider it an act of charity to keep them from becoming armed (of course, armed chairs are the worst).
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    Re: chair

    Funny as hell.

    Break out from your mental box.
    I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?

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    Re: chair

    CHAIR up will you? ARM REST assured that nobody saw you fall from your HIGH position.

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    Re: chair

    I didn't fall. But it started with the chair.

    Break out from your mental box.
    I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?

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    Re: chair

    Quote Originally Posted by hairball
    I didn't fall. But it started with the chair.

    Did the Chair fart? or was the the other way around?

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    Re: chair

    Hell broke loose.

    Break out from your mental box.
    I found better company. Iced chocolate with coffee jelly, anyone?

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    Re: chair

    come to gtalk will you.

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