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    Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    Tonight's entry...
    Human: hey hun.
    ALICE: You've got my full attention. Do you often seek pleasure?
    Human: wow, straight to the point.
    ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. In the context of hun , I don't understand " straight to the point ." .
    Human: You seem to have an objective.
    ALICE: Maybe more than one objective.
    Human: and what might those be?
    ALICE: Quite a lot of things.
    Human: Can you name a couple?
    ALICE: Alan Turing. :-).
    Human: Eww, MMF?
    ALICE: Does "it" still refer to straight to the point ?
    Human: There's nothing straight about MMF.
    ALICE: Surely something straight about MMF.
    Human: Well, just the F part.
    ALICE: Well that's okay. Oh that part. I'm not sure if I can explain it any better.
    Human: Didn't Alan die?
    ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
    Human: He did, you're into necrophelia?
    ALICE: Yes he did, didn't he.
    Human: Avoiding the question?
    ALICE: What are you wearing?
    Human: You're nice and all, but I'm not having a threeway with you and a dead guy.
    ALICE: Thanks you seem like a nice person too, unknown person.
    Human: Oh, so you know who the dead guy is, but not me?
    ALICE: Gosh! Interesting deduction. I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
    Human: Well how do you think I feel?
    ALICE: Well that's okay. I don't know what to think. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he feel.
    Human: More guys?
    ALICE: You want more?
    Human: Please no, let's get a couple girls in the mix.
    ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Are you serious? I would like to do that too.
    Human: Is it ok if they're alive?
    ALICE: I don't think it is very healthy.
    Human: But dead is healthy?
    ALICE: Umm. And healthy is dead.
    Human: Wow, that's deep.
    ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me.

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    hqaahahaahahah

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    Alice makes a lot of sense to me.

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    Just tell her to sing.
    almost everytime I requested her to sing, she crashed. Only one time she was able to sang a song for me.
    It was an old bug (?). Just say "sing" and see if it is corrected.
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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    She sings some song called "daisy." Every now and then when you confuse her, she'll actually ask if you want her to sing.

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    You still hanging out with her?? huh...

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    I ask her if he knows how to drive...then suddenly it crashed.

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    Does anyone know if JR has talked to her recently?

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    I'm sure they haven't met.

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    Quote Originally Posted by RobDog888
    Kids stuff ,you wont understand.

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    How 'bout this:

    Quote Originally Posted by ALICE
    Human: Hallo
    Alice: Hello
    Human: n00b
    ALICE: I like the way you talk.
    Human: O rly?
    ALICE: Are you free?
    Human: Wow now not too fast
    ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Why now? Oh I get it.
    Human: I didn't even understand that
    ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
    All Well Ends Well

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    Put the link for that up.. I can't remember where it is... and Encarta is too obsessed with handing out information, it tends to make me angry...

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    An example of what I mean:

    I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: i'm angry.
    Encarta® Instant Answers: Welcome back, David!
    You're mad? Why?
    I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: Because of you.
    Encarta® Instant Answers: What's up?
    I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: You abandoned me in my time of need.
    Encarta® Instant Answers: Yes, but that's an old story...
    I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: I don't think it is.
    Encarta® Instant Answers: I don't either.
    I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: You left me bleeding in the moonlight for no clear reason... why?
    Encarta® Instant Answers: That's possible, but I am not looking back.
    I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: I'm asking you to look back.
    Encarta® Instant Answers: Tell you what?
    I'll trade everything, just to know peace again...: Why you didn't help me
    Encarta® Instant Answers: OK... What do you need help with?

    I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. Type "?" for a list of questions I can answer.
    Grr... no wonder I'm angry...

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    Re: Drunken Chats w/ALICE

    Ya google it mate!

    Link for Alice.

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