....."Women Only"..

**barrk** · Mar 14th, 2001, 08:37 AM

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, a city council in Australia has established a "Women*Only" parking lot near downtown. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female, so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Here is the latest picture of this amazing new concept in parking lots for "Women Only"

http://members.aol.com/ndcorup/carpark.jpg

**simonm** · Mar 14th, 2001, 08:40 AM

Wouldn't that policy just attract perverts to the carpark as they know they would only find women there?

Mar 14th, 2001, 08:44 AM

LMAO!!!

**Arbiter** · Mar 14th, 2001, 08:48 AM

Nice!

**Idiocy_Personified** · Mar 14th, 2001, 08:48 AM

Women want equal rights, but only on their terms.

**barrk** · Mar 14th, 2001, 08:50 AM

And your point is......................???

**chrismitchell** · Mar 14th, 2001, 08:59 AM

I think that all men should learn the "yes dear" phrase at a very young age to avoid any arguements.

As for the "Women Only" car park... will there be Extra Wide spaces, as from what I have seen women have a major problem with parking, either they can't do it or don't like to do it... Though men do the same really but in a more aggressive way.

**compuGEEK** · Mar 14th, 2001, 10:54 AM

BOO!!

C'mon now, don't be sexist

**barrk** · Mar 14th, 2001, 10:57 AM

If you can't laugh at yourself expect others to laugh at you! It's just a joke and I'm a woman so it's not really anymore sexists when the men laugh about what boobs they are in here!

**compuGEEK** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:03 AM

Yeah, I suppose you're right barrk-

Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

**barrk** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:04 AM

Along the same lines........

Grow your own dope.................plant a man!

**compuGEEK** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:05 AM

ha-ha!!! Good one

**compuGEEK** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:08 AM

How is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:16 AM

What's the difference between a new husband and
a new dog?

A. A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:17 AM

An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt,
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole
life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences, so I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. I get up in the morning thinking of women,
when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me
think of women."

A short while later she left, and the cowboy
ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you
a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just
found out that I'm a lesbian."

**compuGEEK** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:19 AM

Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.

**barrk** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:21 AM

heehee!

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:21 AM

Girl's suck, until you ask them to.

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:22 AM

Two blondes walked in to a building.

You’d think one would have seen it.

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:24 AM

The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's
top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors
she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "That's disgraceful!
What is the meaning of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry
your grace, but this man has a very serious
condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day,
they'll explode, and he would die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young
nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in
there?"

The Doctor: "Same problem, better health plan."

**compuGEEK** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:25 AM

LOL! Blonde jokes...ya gotta love 'em!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:27 AM

How do you know when a blond has had a bad day?

Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:28 AM

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even
though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into motion. It
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to
throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to
its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail
grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and
throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in
the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground again and again. As her head
is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when........

the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse
off.

**compuGEEK** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:29 AM

Ohh!! eeeewww!

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
Her boyfriend was blonde too!

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:30 AM

A young man went to a house to pick up his blind
date. The girl wasn't quite ready, so her father
invited the lad to sit on the couch and wait. Dad
sat in his easy chair and proceeded to read his
newspaper, while the family dog, Rover, jumped
onto the couch and sniffed out the stranger.

Suddenly, the young man felt the urge to fart
and didn't know what to do, however, since the
dog was nearby, he decided to squeak it out and
feign innocence.

"Brrroough," went the fart! Dad peered over his
newspaper and said, "Rover! Get off that couch!"

The young man was relieved. Obviously, Dad
thought Rover had done the deed. Soon, another
fart rumbled in the young man's guts, and he let
it rip, assured that Rover would once again be
blamed.

Sure enough, Dad peered over his newspaper and
said more sharply, "Rover! I said get off the
couch!"

Happily, the young man decided that he could fart
whenever the urge arose and he let yet another
one fly.

Finally, Dad threw down his newspaper in disgust
and bellowed, "Rover! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OFF
THAT COUCH BEFORE HE ****S ON YOU!!!"

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:33 AM

There were 2 hillbillies in a bar. They both had
on overalls with no clothes underneath (including
underwear). As they were drinking their beers,
this lady started choking on some peanuts. So the
first hillbilly said to the other, "Quick pull
down your overalls!" The second hillbilly does it
and the first one starts to lick the second one's
behind. Suddenly the lady stopped choking. Upon
witnessing what happened, the first hillbilly
said, "See, I knew that Hind Lick maneuver would
work!"

Mar 14th, 2001, 11:34 AM

What's the difference between a pickpocket and
a peeping tom?

The pickpocket snatches your watch.

**barrk** · Mar 14th, 2001, 11:39 AM

hehehe.............

Mar 14th, 2001, 12:45 PM

Quote by Mr. Oliver (my Driver's Education teacher)

Women are said to be better drivers than men. This, may be true. Women may be better driver's, but they are the ones that cause the accidents.

**barrk** · Mar 14th, 2001, 01:10 PM

Why do blondes require their boyfriend's cars have tilt steering wheels?

They need the head room!

Mar 14th, 2001, 01:23 PM

Bill Clinton is in an elementary class and is
trying to teach the students what a tragedy is.

He asks if anyone knows. One kid stands up and
says, "I know. If I was in the street and got hit
by a car, that would be a tragedy."

Clinton says, "No son, that would be an
accident."

Another kid stands up and says, "I know. If we all
were on a field trip and the bus went flying over
a cliff, that would be a tragedy."

Again, Clinton says, "No son, that would be a
great loss."

The children are silent and then one kid stands
and says, "If you and Mrs. Clinton were on Air
Force One and it just all of a sudden blew up and
you both died, that would be a tragedy."

Clinton thinks and then asks, "Now why would you
think that is a tragedy?"

The kid replies, "Well, because it definately
wouldn't be an Accident. and it sure as hell
wouldn't be a Great Loss!!!"

**barrk** · Mar 15th, 2001, 08:18 AM

not the only woman.....CompuGeek is a lady as well..........

**compuGEEK** · Mar 15th, 2001, 10:18 AM

I sure is...er..I sure am a ma'am
not am a man
or anagram
or mammagram
or ??

I drank WAY too much coffee this morning!!!

**simonm** · Mar 15th, 2001, 10:24 AM

It still is 'this morning' where you are isn't it?

Not for me it isn't, I'm about to go home!

**chrismitchell** · Mar 16th, 2001, 01:25 AM

What do you call a dead blonde in a wardrobe?

Winner of last years "hide and seek" contest.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test?

Because everytime the car stopped she would jump into the back seat!

**smh** · Mar 16th, 2001, 08:55 AM

....Sometimes......I feel a great need to dye my hair any other color except for blonde.

**chrismitchell** · Mar 16th, 2001, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by smh
....Sometimes......I feel a great need to dye my hair any other color except for blonde.

What colour is your Hair smh?

**smh** · Mar 16th, 2001, 09:07 AM

Blonder than Blonde

**smh** · Mar 16th, 2001, 09:09 AM

A true blonde...not a fake.

**chrismitchell** · Mar 16th, 2001, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by smh
A true blonde...not a fake.

Nice! Nothing like a blonde in the room! Almost as good as one on the lap!! lol!

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Equal Rights huh?

Chill out.....relax...........sorry if I offended you but.....

another one

I apologize in advance.....

Hehehe

Nope...

Too much coffee this morning

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