Your mother is SO fat...

Behemoth · Mar 8th, 2001, 05:07 AM

She had to get her ears pierced so you could see the TV.

**Arbiter** · Mar 8th, 2001, 05:38 AM

Yo mamma's so fat when she sits on the beach, the tide comes in...

Mar 8th, 2001, 05:43 AM

and yo momma's so fat Greenpeace tried to tow her back to sea.

**Arbiter** · Mar 8th, 2001, 05:44 AM

Yo momma's so fat she can't go in the sea 'cos she's scared of Ahab!

**Arbiter** · Mar 8th, 2001, 05:45 AM

AND 'cos she's a hazard to international shipping!

Mar 8th, 2001, 05:55 AM

Your momma's so fat, scientist believe that if she eats one more pie, she'll become a black hole!

**Arbiter** · Mar 8th, 2001, 06:07 AM

DAMN, *I* was going to use that one!

Yo momma's so fat she's the sole cause of global warming!

Mar 8th, 2001, 06:12 AM

Your mother's so fat she's got her own satellite system.

PS: a prezzie for you.

**Arbiter** · Mar 8th, 2001, 06:17 AM

Yo momma's so fat if she went on a diet, several underdeveloped countries would have enough food to eat...

PS - Thanks for the prezzie!

Mar 8th, 2001, 06:38 AM

I was just going to use that one..!

http://expage.com/page/yomammasofat

**chrisjk** · Mar 8th, 2001, 07:56 AM

Your momma's so fat, she's in 2 different time zones

Or alternatively

Your momma's so fat, she has her own Zip/Postal code

Mar 8th, 2001, 09:14 AM

Ok slight change

Your momma's so stupid, she sat all day staring at a carton of orange juice coz it said "concentrate"

**zmerlinz** · Mar 8th, 2001, 09:21 AM

Just a small point, who's "momma" are we talking about ???

Mar 8th, 2001, 09:21 AM

it doesnt matter, come and join the fun.

**Arbiter** · Mar 8th, 2001, 10:02 AM

Yo momma's so fat I had to roll over twice before I got off her!

(sorry)

**Geoff Gunson** · Mar 8th, 2001, 10:56 AM

Your momma's so fat she has fat ladies orbiting her!

G

**Jamagei** · Mar 8th, 2001, 11:00 AM

how do you make love to your momma?

slap her thighs and ride the waves in.

your momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

**Pix** · Mar 8th, 2001, 01:03 PM

Oh dear...your momma's so fat that if she sat in the Grand Canyon she'd get stuck! Or, if she wore high heels she'd stike oil!

**YoungBuck** · Mar 8th, 2001, 05:06 PM

Yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.

**dimava** · Mar 8th, 2001, 05:19 PM

yomama.com
go there, and keep refreshing for new jokes

Mar 8th, 2001, 05:40 PM

Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped and fell...everyone yelled, "TIMBER!!!"

**YoungBuck** · Mar 8th, 2001, 11:01 PM

Yo mama's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth

and

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator

**ExtremePimpness** · Mar 9th, 2001, 12:21 AM

Your mama's so fat she makes my momma look skinny

(Broken Home)

**YoungBuck** · Mar 9th, 2001, 12:27 AM

Yo mama's so fat........huh?!?.........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! {muffled sounds coming out of yo mama's a** followed by sound of YoungBuck's neck snapping.

**ravcam** · Mar 9th, 2001, 05:12 PM

I just noticed.. and you can call me crazy but I think that Arbiter and Behemoth are the same person... just call it intuition.

**barrk** · Mar 9th, 2001, 05:15 PM

I think they're just Buds...mates.....pals....whatever

**parksie** · Mar 9th, 2001, 05:43 PM

Just "friends"

**Warmaster199** · Mar 9th, 2001, 08:51 PM

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to school, she sat beside everyone.

Yo momma's so fat she thought a school bus was a twinkie.

Yo momma's so fat but she's not as fat as my mom!(Just a joke. My ma wieghs 110).

Yo momma's so fat she had trouble getting off the couch.

Yo momma's so fat that when you were born, the doctors took 5 hours to get you unwedged from "the cheeks".

Yo momma's so fat that when she went swimming with the whales, they started singing "We are Family".

**Cybrg641** · Mar 9th, 2001, 08:57 PM

Your momma is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples!

**Warmaster199** · Mar 9th, 2001, 09:00 PM

LMAO!!! OH GOD!!!

**Cybrg641** · Mar 9th, 2001, 09:02 PM

Your momma is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!

**Lord Orwell** · Mar 10th, 2001, 12:12 AM

:gettin in on the action:

"your mamma is so fat, she jumped up in the air...
And got stuck!"

ugly:
"Your momma is so ugly when she walks by restrooms the toilets flush"

"But seriously, Lets get off mommas. I just got off yours."

**YoungBuck** · Mar 10th, 2001, 12:27 AM

yo mama's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet

yo mama's so skinny she use a dorrito as a hangglider

**HarryW** · Mar 10th, 2001, 02:16 PM

Yo mamma's so skinny she could hula-hoop through a cheerio.

(I stole that from a film... remember which one?)

**Cybrg641** · Mar 10th, 2001, 06:09 PM

Your momma is so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

**Lord Orwell** · Mar 11th, 2001, 03:31 AM

Your momma reminds me of a butcher's freezer.
Fresh meat goes in and out every day.

Mar 12th, 2001, 04:50 AM

Trust me, Arbiter and I are 2 separate entities... At least I hope so...

**Arbiter** · Mar 12th, 2001, 04:55 AM

Oh yes, most certainly.

I'm of average height, smart and debonair.

Behemoth is huge and hairy (hence he was christened Behemoth), pretty much what you expect from a web developer really.

Mar 12th, 2001, 05:08 AM

smart and debonnaire?!
You're a programmer and analyst!

**Arbiter** · Mar 12th, 2001, 05:19 AM

There's nothing wrong with being and anal-cyst. Leave me alone!

And I can only sort of program anyway.

Couldn't find that eMail by the way - we'll have to redefine the components.

To the crystal dome.......

(or project communications forum)

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