Awesome. I get to get electricuted!

**Cander** · Oct 16th, 2006, 01:32 PM

There is a new medical device I am going to talk to my doctor about that attaches below my knee and sends shocks to my right leg to make the muscles work that have atrophied from Foot drop caused by my spinal injury. Sweet. I have also talked to someone about some experimental surgically implanted electrodes or something into my spine to help deal with pain. Call me the Million Dollar man!!! naa naa naa naa naa naa

**timeshifter** · Oct 16th, 2006, 01:39 PM

Shocking...

**wossname** · Oct 16th, 2006, 01:39 PM

Sit in a tub of copper sulphate while they do it.

**Cander** · Oct 16th, 2006, 01:41 PM

I am going to have an arm cannon installed too like Mega Man

**timeshifter** · Oct 16th, 2006, 01:42 PM

Or Samus... I think Samus's was cooler... it could change into a rocket launcher...

**mendhak** · Oct 16th, 2006, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Cander

There is a new medical device I am going to talk to my doctor about that attaches below my knee and sends shocks to my right leg to make the muscles work that have atrophied from Foot drop caused by my spinal injury. Sweet. I have also talked to someone about some experimental surgically implanted electrodes or something into my spine to help deal with pain. Call me the Million Dollar man!!! naa naa naa naa naa naa

Good to see you've got your leg on the pulse of modern technology.

**zaza** · Oct 16th, 2006, 02:16 PM

Just make sure to tell the doctors "If I'm jumping around in there, it's cos I'm excited and want more power".

**wossname** · Oct 16th, 2006, 02:26 PM

You might mutate into a disgusting, hairy, evil monster with ....oh wait is this your second appointment?

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 10:47 AM

I am Cyborg! Resistance is necessary!

**grilkip** · Oct 17th, 2006, 10:50 AM

Sounds good. Have them integrate your ipod somehow.

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 10:52 AM

Well I already suffer from Music Psycosis. You know when you just can't get that song out of your head?

**mendhak** · Oct 17th, 2006, 11:09 AM

Earworms.

**Static** · Oct 17th, 2006, 11:57 AM

"BY YOUR COMMAND"

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 11:58 AM

thats me

**Xcoder** · Oct 17th, 2006, 12:01 PM

I once had acupuncture made along with a little electrical pulse going through the needle, it worked wonders to take away pain I had on my left knee.

**NoteMe** · Oct 17th, 2006, 12:03 PM

Awesome. I get to get electricuted!

Will this medical device act as a "medicin" or a device you will always have to use?

On the other side?

Do you have to pay? Well, I'll do it cheaper for you. Or lett me put it this way. I used to kill people for money, but you my friend, I kill you for nothing.

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 12:09 PM

It is a device I will always have to wear, at least until maybe it repairs some of the atrophy in the muscles after prolonged use.

I prefer to live on in immortality.

On a related note, anyone mind if I have Sandpaper installed for my BIOS in my neural net?

**timeshifter** · Oct 17th, 2006, 12:11 PM

Just tell me how it works. I'm considering the same move.

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 12:31 PM

http://www.walkaide.com/products/pat...ity/index.html

**wossname** · Oct 17th, 2006, 12:52 PM

Don't eat any semtex before you go for the therapy.

**mendhak** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:23 PM

How did you get FootDrop?

**wossname** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:28 PM

It's a prison thing.

**timeshifter** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:29 PM

Not asking...

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by mendhak

How did you get FootDrop?

Spinal Stenosis

**wossname** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:37 PM

"The deadly spore with the funny name"^tm

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by wossname

"The deadly spore with the funny name"^tm

You will not be spared when my Cyborg army conquers Earth

**timeshifter** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:42 PM

If by army you mean group of imaginary friends...

**mendhak** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by Cander

Spinal Stenosis

How did you get SpinalStenosis?

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:46 PM

I was BornWithIt

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by timeshifter

If by army you mean group of imaginary friends...

Oh snap! Insulted.

**mendhak** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:55 PM

Beware of solar flares, dude!

**timeshifter** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:56 PM

Ain't that the truth.

They tend to wreak havoc on cybernetic systems...

**mendhak** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by timeshifter

Ain't that the truth.

They tend to wreak havoc on cybernetic systems...

But only 1 second before they are about to end the world.

**grilkip** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:58 PM

And get some killer rims

**Cander** · Oct 17th, 2006, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by mendhak

But only 1 second before they are about to end the world.

Only in movies

**wossname** · Oct 17th, 2006, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by mendhak

But only 1 second before they are about to end the world.

"There is not a second to lo-..."

**Shaggy Hiker** · Oct 17th, 2006, 07:43 PM

I assume this will be repeated shocks. If so, don't let them go too fast, or else it will hertz too much.

Stay current with the technique, and give them no resistence. Then you'll be 'ohm free. Just be sure you know what's watt.

**mendhak** · Oct 18th, 2006, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

I assume this will be repeated shocks. If so, don't let them go too fast, or else it will hertz too much.

Stay current with the technique, and give them no resistence. Then you'll be 'ohm free. Just be sure you know what's watt.

I didn't know you had a capacity for such circuitous ramblings.

**vbcode1980** · Oct 18th, 2006, 04:01 AM

I think this treatment has much potential.

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