IRA Funding

[NotLKH]

Originally posted by Valley... err...Conrad Siegfried

Zis is VORLD EVENTS, ve don't do that here!

[mendhak]

I M Weasel, I R Baboon

[NotLKH]

there once was a frog from BaAtor...
who seemed to be quite the madhatter...
Fingers of smoke...
Always with Joke...
yet happy to make with the banter

[mendhak]

A cranky old man named Lou
Sought a hobby that he could pursue
He found it, in a buzz
I can't tell you what it was
But it had something to do with poo

[zaza]

An eagle-eyed admin named Marty,
Was renowned as a pooper of party,
He said "You've had your fun,
"So there'll be no more puns,
"And no pirate jokes either, me hearty!"

[mendhak]

A feline there was called wossy
Whose demanour was perpetually bossy
He was often delighted
When he wasn't invited
To the Linux parties held by his posse

[wossname]

Mendhak's mood wasn't always fine
On occasion he would let out a whine
His hair frequently greasy
Code legibility most uneasy
And his left nipple was formed out of tar.

[mendhak]

A corny young bloke named zaza
Told anti-semite jokes in a plaza
His punishment was severe
Worse was his rear
And he had to Strip for all of Gaza

[mendhak]

Down the tracks came a dishevelled hobo
Strumming a sad tune on his oboe
Something was amiss,
For he felt little bliss,
And so he hollered, "Ho Robo!!!"

[mendhak]

There once was a Bristolian Geek
Whose future looked exceedingly bleak
Until one day
He got severance pay
And he was chic as a sheik in a week

[si_the_geek]

[mendhak]

There once was a VBF member
Whose limerick I can't remember
The rhyming was off
It made everyone scoff
And it had absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand.

[mendhak]

An oceane belle named Debbie's
favorite responses were "Maybes"
She typed with her thumb
Called everyone scum
And then said "roflmao lolz wokies"

[mendhak]

A disgusting ball of hair
Floated about in the air
Wherever it landed
It'd get stranded
And dislodge everyone's follicles, I swear!

[mendhak]

There once was a dork named Adam
Who had the charm of an atom
He thought "This is wrong"
As he put on his thong
And then Adam became a Madam

[mendhak]

A dutch clog seller named Harm
Shouted his slogans with charm
He got run over
By a Range Rover
And a herd of cows on a farm.

[oceanebelle]

roflmao.

[mendhak]

There once was a man named Cander
Whom everyone sought to slander
But at his place
He took solace
In a turkey, a goose and a gander.

[zaza]

An eagle-eyed admin named Marty,
Was renowned as a pooper of party,
He said "You've had your fun,
"So there'll be no more puns,
"And no pirate jokes either, me hearty!"

No rush, my amphibious friend,
Though you fear that your rhyming must end,
Those eagle-eyed bosses,
Are cutting their losses,
Plus, you're driving us all round the bend.

[mendhak]

There once was a man from Tokyo
who turned limericks
into Haikus

[wossname]

There once was a Duck called Buck
His luck was to know how to cook
While reading a book
He fell into muck
And from thence forward was known as Peter.

[mendhak]

There once was a Jacob Romann
Who, for women, was a portentous omen
He yelled and he lied
Allegations he denied
And tried to become a showman.

[mendhak]

There once was a boy from the valley
Whose nickname at home was Sally
He said, "Us Welsh may be cheap
And love our own sheep
But with JR I'm really pally!"

[zaza]

There once was a rambling frog,
Who got rather attached to a dog,
But Bodwad objected,
For he felt rejected,
And the rest of us looked on, agog.

[mendhak]

There once was a Borneon monkey
Who said "I feel rather funky
Let's visit the Queen
And have some Tagine,
Alas, my wine is a bit chunky."

[hairball]

There once was an ugly froggy
Who thinks puns are really punny
mendhak is his name
he thinks everyone's lame
and limericks and haikus funny

[Valleysboy1978]

...Whose nickname at home was Sally...

You should know big boy

[vbcode1980]

There once was this frog on a forum
Who knew not a thing 'bout decorum
His puns were so rude
they hated this dude
Now noone will help with his lipsum

[wossname]

There once was this n00b and he was all like
"pwndxor! j00 suk. W0ot shr00mz!!!!111!!shiftone"
The end.

[wossname]

Noboky saw my joke about Mono-ply in the "Laminate..." thread

And I'm still not paying more.

[kregg]

**************x

[NotLKH]

**************

Hmmmm, most interesting.
Exactly how is this achieved?

Quote him, and see what you get in the Reply to Thread text box.

[kregg]

Exactly how is this achieved?

*I dunno really. I'm trying to find out...

*let you know when I have the solution

[Valleysboy1978]

egnarts yllaer s'taht
smuroFBV ni gub a gnidnif ekil gnihton

[mendhak]

I believe they're called Easter Eggs. And I have no idea how it's done.

[wossname]

I know.

[oceanebelle]

my strategy is the problem

[kregg]

I know.

Well done wossy. Shall we all give the red eyed cat a cookie?

Have any from the selection. You earned them

[NotLKH]

*!kcirt eht STAHT oS !AHa

[NotLKH]

*Just view the page source and it can be figured out.