When things go bad...

[hairball]

Kirk Douglas' "Operator's Manual"

1. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, always remember: It could be worse.
2. NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP. Keep working on your speech and your life.
3. NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh at yourself, laugh with others.
4. STEM DEPRESSION by thinking of, reaching out to and helping others.
5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.
6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself.

[oceanebelle]

Why so sad?

[mendhak]

5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.

Do unto others before they do unto you.

[oceanebelle]

5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.

So I shall maim you too then?

[monoptic]

5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.

I just gave Bill Gates 5% of my worldly assets. I'm still waiting Bill...

[Valleysboy1978]

6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself.

You know, when I was younger I prayed for a new bike...I didn't get one. Then I realised that's not how God works, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness

[oceanebelle]

ROFLMAO good one valley! LOLz.

[Shaggy Hiker]

You know, when I was younger I prayed for a new bike...I didn't get one. Then I realised that's not how God works, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness

DO UNTO OTHERS.....then run!!!

[timeshifter]

Do unto others AS they do unto you.


Wossy, come here kitty... I got sumthin for ya..

[wossname]

If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.

[timeshifter]

Nah, you haven't done that to me... yet... But I do got some pretty shoddy code for DS();...

[wossname]

Note already beat you to it.