Behemoth,

You call me arse-biter again, I'm gonna whoop you ass!

CyberSurfer,

You call my 'northern-ness' into question again, I'm gonna whoop YOUR ass too!

An in the North, we use - 'areeeeet lad' and 'awight chopper'.

Ok, maybe there's only me who uses the latter but what the hell - it might catch on...

Anyway, everyone stop slating boy bands or you might upset Behemoth and his band 'the monkey nut crunchers'...