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  1. Sep 12th, 2006, 04:05 PM #1
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    [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

    The husband laughs and says, "An English girl !!!"

    The woman kept quiet and left.

    Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

    "Very good, thank you."

    "And, what happened to my present?"

    "Which present?" She asked?

    "The one I asked for- the English girl!!"

    "Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !"

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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    lmao!!
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Good way to end my day - that was funny and I'd not heard it before.



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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    He should have said "English Woman"
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Nice!
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    lolol
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  8. Sep 12th, 2006, 11:45 PM #7
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    It's good, but I anticipated the end at the very begining...
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Not bad.
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    I don't get it
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    his wife slept with a Enlish guy... might get baby girl..

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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by kovan
    his wife slept with a Enlish guy... might get baby girl..
    Thanks, now I get it.

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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by kovan
    his wife slept with a Enlish guy... might get baby girl..
    I still don't get it.
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    You needn't. It's overrated. Like Robbie Williams.
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    I still don't get it.
    You'll anyway never get it.... because you keep slipping (like your avtar) another joke...
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    You needn't. It's overrated. Like Robbie Williams.
    You have something against Mrs. Dobutfire?
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by baja_yu
    You have something against Mrs. Dobutfire?
    No, but I do have something against Mrs. Doubtfire
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    Re: [Joke] Wanting a English Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by kovan
    his wife slept with a Enlish guy... might get baby girl..
    Good job the husband didn't ask for a labrador.
    I don't live here any more.
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