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Sep 13th, 2006, 07:40 AM
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[Joke] Marriage Certificate
A man was starring at his marriage certificate for 4 hours. His wife asked him, "What are you looking in the certificate?". The man replied, "I am looking for expiry date!".
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Sep 13th, 2006, 07:42 AM
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Re: [Joke] Marriage Certificate
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Sep 13th, 2006, 07:45 AM
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Re: [Joke] Marriage Certificate
Q. Why do Brides wear white?
A. All household appliances come in white.
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Sep 13th, 2006, 07:51 AM
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Q. Why does the groom wear black?
A. Because its his funeral!
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Sep 13th, 2006, 07:53 AM
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Re: [Joke] Marriage Certificate
my wife liked this joke  that is why i had the permission to post it
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Sep 13th, 2006, 07:54 AM
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Oh, so she censors what you post?
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Sep 13th, 2006, 07:57 AM
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Re: [Joke] Marriage Certificate
The shortest sentence in english: I.
The longest sentence in english: I do.
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Sep 13th, 2006, 07:59 AM
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Re: [Joke] Marriage Certificate
 Originally Posted by RobDog888
Oh, so she censors what you post?
no but its better to double check then have to explain 
jk
she actually laughs at all the evil wife jokes thats why i keep renewing my cert 
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Sep 13th, 2006, 08:07 AM
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Sep 13th, 2006, 08:10 AM
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Re: [Joke] Marriage Certificate
Originally Posted by mendhak
The shortest sentence in english: I.
The longest sentence in english: I do.
Not if she dies first.
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