Luckily Bush was only joshing with us

[Suzzi]

Yes, folks, those silly democrats are trying to make a big deal out of a recent reports that Iraq had absolutely no pre-war links to Al-queida.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5328592.stm

But what they don't understand is that we've know George was only kidding for years

White House spokesman Tony Snow told the Associated Press news agency the report contained "nothing new".

"In 2002 and 2003, members of both parties got a good look at the intelligence we had and they came to the very same conclusions about what was going on," he said.

So that's all okay then, he was only kidding and we can forget all about it.

So, my question to the general assembly is:

Why don't we go with the spirit of the moment and attack North Korea next?

[mendhak]

I remember you.

[Shaggy Hiker]

With Kim Jong Il headed for the grave, attacking N. Korea would probably be a bad idea. Figure out who's next, and see whether they want to actually have a real country.

[mendhak]

How about Nigeria?

[wossname]

I wonder what Bush's IQ is. I bet it's a secret, like Chuck Norris's blood type.

[grilkip]

Bush jr. is the funniest US president ever, be grateful.

[ArnoldSchwarzenegger]

Just wait until I become president.

[nemaroller]

You cannot be president you foreign infidel!

Only a State of morons would elect actors as governors.

RIP California

[capsulecorpjx]

Yes, folks, those silly democrats are trying to make a big deal out of a recent reports that Iraq had absolutely no pre-war links to Al-queida.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5328592.stm

But what they don't understand is that we've know George was only kidding for years



So that's all okay then, he was only kidding and we can forget all about it.

So, my question to the general assembly is:

Why don't we go with the spirit of the moment and attack North Korea next?

"You can't power your SUV on kimchi."
- The Daily Show (Stephen Colbert I think).

[Moon Pie]

You don't look old enough to vote. Children should be seen and not heard.

[Shaggy Hiker]

You cannot be president you foreign infidel!

Only a State of morons would elect actors as governors.

RIP California

Heck, last time CA did that, the guy went on to bigger things. Why not try it again? Squint Eastwood was a mayor, Schwarzenegger has made Gov, Reagan...well, he went even further.

[Valleysboy1978]

You cannot be president you foreign infidel!

Only a State of morons would elect actors as governors.

RIP California

So the fact that the US people voted in an actor as president (Ronald Reagan) that must mean....

[nemaroller]

... must mean the Republican party really has no wisdom on their side.

I just wish the christian conservatives would stop believing the Republicans represent them.

The Schwarzenegger luckily can never be President. You think Bush is a bully - heh, Arnold would probably target the UK first:

"Schwarzenegger's father, Gustav, was a member of the Nazi Party during World War II."

"He [Arnold] said to me during the interview that his first hero had been Hitler, and he almost was shaking his head at himself at the time and essentially went on to say that as soon as I came to my senses, my hero was John F. Kennedy," Davis said."

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/...negger.hitler/

[Valleysboy1978]

The man lived in Austria! What can you expect?
At the end of the day all politicians want to improve their career in whatever means necessary. If that means eliminating a person/country to lying to every human being on the planet, then they will do it without hesitation.

There is no such thing as an honest politician

[monoptic]

John Prescott is too common to be dishonest.

[Valleysboy1978]

John Prescott is too thick to be dishonest

[dsheller]

The Schwarzenegger luckily can never be President. You think Bush is a bully - heh, Arnold would probably target the UK first:
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Why would we attack our 51st state? =)

[FunkyDexter]

Why would we attack our 51st state? =)

So you can tarmac us and begin referring to us as airstrip1.

[nemaroller]

Pftt.. we have enough States with cold temperate climates. If only the British Isles were in a more tropical zone.

[Ex-FB]

Well, they do own the Falkland Islands, that's nice and toasty

[Valleysboy1978]

Pftt.. we have enough States with cold temperate climates. If only the British Isles were in a more tropical zone.

Tell me about it!

[Ex-FB]

Tell me about it!

Okay. In tropical climates the weather is much warmer and you get to sit around drinking cold beer all day. Woman are scantily clad and you get frolick in the sea.

In Britain it's cold and chilly for a large portion of the year and you get to sit around drinking warm beer (in England) or cold beer (in Scotland) all day. Woman are skankly clad and you get to freeze your rollicks off in the sea.

Oh sorry, you were being sarcastic