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  1. Sep 3rd, 2006, 09:33 PM #1
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    For sale:One liver, slightly used...

    Fresh paint!

    Asking $.73 O.B.O.

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  2. Sep 3rd, 2006, 11:09 PM #2
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    Re: For sale:One liver, slightly used...

    Does that include postage?
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    Re: For sale:One liver, slightly used...

    Sorry, you have to pay by the pound. And with the gallons of alcohol I've ingested over the last 72 hours, you may need to ***** yourself out just to pay for shipping.
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    Re: For sale:One liver, slightly used...

    Well, does it include batteries?
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    Re: For sale:One liver, slightly used...

    Does it include a stone game?
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    Re: For sale:One liver, slightly used...

    Does it include a snake game?
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    Re: For sale:One liver, slightly used...

    I need a fresh liver to replace my shrivelled husk, battered by countless weekday nights of cheap Belgian lager and Balvenie.

    I actually shat out my liver 5 weeks ago and my body hasn't noticed yet.
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