Things to do in the shop when you're bored...

[BillGeek]

- Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
- Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
- While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
- Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
- Hide in a clothing rack .. ..... . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
- Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[zaza]

Please be quiet.

[mendhak]

Please create more boring acronyms for us to use.

[wossname]

Poo - Programing Orientated Object

[zaza]

We only salivate slowly; never after moderate exercise.

[zaza]

Make 'Elephant neutering day' happy and kind.

[wossname]

Zebede Authorized Zoo Audit.

[sevenhalo]

Give dogs Listerine Breath Strips. Hours and hours of amusement.

[mendhak]

I don't know of any Hahoas. Although there is a David Hahoasoff on TV who says he's King of the Internet.

[sevenhalo]

Colbert

[BillGeek]

Zebede Authorized Zoo Audit.

[BillGeek]

Please create more boring acronyms for us to use.

I can't think of anymore...

mendhak = most energetic, narcotic dork-head all knows
How's that???

[si_the_geek]

most elephants never discover he's a Kaiser

[mendhak]

sometimes in the heat, everyone gyrates. Even eccentric Kramer.

[oceanebelle]

[hairball]

i can update it for u

[oceanebelle]

i can go there as long as there is free bath.

[hairball]

i can go there as long as there is free bath.

one of the things to do in my house when we're bored...

[oceanebelle]

one of the things to do in my house when we're bored...

Or watch nickelodeon cartoons!

or that animal kingdom CSI, do you still remember that? do you have it in your cable? hmmm...

[hairball]

i think that was NatGeo.

[oceanebelle]

Animal Kingdom CSI???

Hmmm now that i think about it, i never was able to finish who killed that foal!

was that the jaguar? or the hyenas?

[hairball]

it was !3W upside down.

[Static]

come get your PROZAC... on the house.

[BillGeek]

come get your PROZAC... on the house.

I don't need it... I've got hairballs

[zaza]

Only cretinous Englishmen and n00bs enjoy being eloquently lambasted like errants.

[silentthread]

- Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
- Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
- Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
- Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
- While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
- Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
- Hide in a clothing rack .. ..... . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
- When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
- Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

This sounds like fun stuff. To bad some of it might get you arrested. I think I have seen this before, but it was titled... "Fun things to do at WalMart"

[BillGeek]

This sounds like fun stuff. To bad some of it might get you arrested.

But hey... that's what makes it fun...

I think I have seen this before, but it was titled... "Fun things to do at WalMart"

Dunno... I got it in an e-mail on Tuesday...

[wossname]

I don't know of any Hahoas. Although there is a David Hahoasoff on TV who says he's King of the Internet.

I find those midgets a little worrisome.