69 and 3
What is 3? Why use 3? Well I'm a little tired, so I can't explain all the detail right now, but suffice to say that 3 resembles key parts of the male and female anatomy which of course is related to 69. However, there is more to this mystery than you might initially see. Let us begin.

(1) 3 is 3. Rather boring really
(2) However, 3^3 is 27. We can see that 2+7 = 9 which relates to 3^2 thus creating a magnificent loop there, but let us stick with 27 for this proof.
(3) 27... 27... what to do... what to do... hmm... well, we all love addition and subtraction, and they are fundamental to mathematics, science, and (some say) the universe. So let us use these modest operations for the rest of the proof... hmm...
(4) (3a) addition... Let's add 69 and 27... ... ... that's 96! That's a simple relationship back to 69 (fundamental relationship between 6 and 9).
(5) (3b) subtraction... ... ... Alright... Let's subract 27 from 69... ... ... that 42... ! Wait a tic! Is that the fundamental meaning of life, the universe, and everything poping up again? Wow!

So if you follow these proofs, you will see as easily as 123 (96 + 27 or 69 + 27 + 27 if you like) that 69 has a fundamental role within our universe. [cheesy matrix quote-et]It is what creates us... what binds us... what guides us..."[/cheesy matrix quote-et]... I hope you enjoyed these proofs and life shares its innermost secrets with you after you embrace the unity of the 69 (notice the resemblence to ying and yang here)... I could go on for hours, but I will leave it to your imagination and exploration to find more ways 69 links into everything that is...

Love and kisses to all