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  1. Aug 25th, 2006, 12:18 PM #1
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    I just got my first paycheck

    Only half a pay period, but its still almost as much as I made in a full pay period at my last job.

    So too late peasants. I have all the money. Compare your lives to my and then kill yourselves.

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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    You're just going to spend it all on bunnies anyway.
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    "Entertainment" can get expensive...
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Give me your paycheck this instance or I will Supermoderate you!
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by Hack
    Give me your paycheck this instance or I will Supermoderate you!
    Pfffttt...I can buy and sell your ass. Don't make me bust out the pimp cane. :dolemite:
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by Hack
    Give me your paycheck this instance or I will Supermoderate you!
    Too late. crptcblade gave me it already. I have his bananas hostage.
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  9. Aug 25th, 2006, 01:16 PM #8
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    I can buy and sell your ass.
    I can't even give the thing away, so I do not believe there would be a market for either?
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Does it come to over £500 ? If not then you have failed, as half one of my months is that much
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by thegreatone
    Does it come to over £500 ? If not then you have failed, as half one of my months is that much
    What's that in real money?
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Ugh, USD? That's...

    UK£ 500 = 945.75 U.S. dollars
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  14. Aug 25th, 2006, 02:00 PM #12
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by thegreatone
    Ugh, USD? That's...

    UK£ 500 = 945.75 U.S. dollars
    Well then I still win.
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Good, as my job is only a temporary thing, and, it's my first job

    Thats almost $2,000 a month for my first job
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    The good ones work for free, but are in short supply...
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    the median salary for web software developer in CA is about $7,000 per month according to Salary.com
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    The good ones work for free, but are in short supply...
    No one ever said I was good...

    Quote Originally Posted by moeur
    the median salary for web software developer in CA is about $7,000 per month according to Salary.com
    But the cost of living in CA is also about 1250% higher than where I am.
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Only half a pay period, but its still almost as much as I made in a full pay period at my last job.

    So too late peasants. I have all the money. Compare your lives to my and then kill yourselves.


    so shall we throw a party for you? YAY HE HAS MONEY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp
    so shall we throw a party for you? YAY HE HAS MONEY!
    Of course, why else would I start a thread like this? Bring on the high prices *****s!

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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    All of you, stop harassing my best friend crptcblade.
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    No one ever said I was good...



    But the cost of living in CA is also about 1250% higher than where I am.

    considering you're in a fat camp it should be higher then CA.
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    All of you, stop harassing my best friend crptcblade.
    Your cut is in the mail.

    As for the rest of you...
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    I'm pregnant with Crptcblade's spawn
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Wait a minute... you get PAID to develop software?
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    Re: I just got my first paycheck

    Quote Originally Posted by JPicasso
    Wait a minute... you get PAID to develop software?
    No, he gestates it in his hideous green sac.
    I don't live here any more.
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    meh..
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