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  1. Aug 16th, 2006, 05:18 AM #1
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    Jamaica here I come.

    Tomorrow!
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  2. Aug 16th, 2006, 05:25 AM #2
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    too damned hot for me.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Too damned violent for me. Don't particularly like the idea of dodging bullets for a holiday
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    ahh but thats only in certain areas...

    If your hotel is "gated" (fenced in) DO NOT LEAVE IT AT NIGHT. EVER.. trust me

    you can be in a nice area, go 2 blocks, and be in the worst area... just be careful. use taxis to get to places, do not walk.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Let us know if you see the corpse of that blonde chick who disappeared last year floating in the water.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    "If you are keen to breath, open a window and stick your head in a building."
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Let us know if you see the corpse of that blonde chick who disappeared last year floating in the water.
    If not, make your own.
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Quote Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
    Too damned violent for me. Don't particularly like the idea of dodging bullets for a holiday
    Jamaica?
    Here's to us!
    Who's like us?
    Darned few, and they're all dead!
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    What's so funny about that? Jamaica and many of the surrounding islands have been having a lot of trouble with rival gangs and tourists being killed. I would not consider that very funny, would you?
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    I don't fancy going on holiday and being restricted to the confines of the hotel fences.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Go to Aruba, they need your tourist cash, thanks to CNN, Fox, Dr Phil.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    I hear Lebanon is quite exciting these days.
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Quote Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
    What's so funny about that? Jamaica and many of the surrounding islands have been having a lot of trouble with rival gangs and tourists being killed. I would not consider that very funny, would you?
    Depends on the tourist I guess.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Bring me back some local ummmm...plant life.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Quote Originally Posted by namrekka
    Tomorrow!
    Keep your wallet in your front pocket and never take a tour bus. BusJacking tourists is the Jamican national sport these days. Have fun man
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Also, one of the delicacies down there is barracuda. Only eat small ones. If you eat a big one, you will die a horrible death as the ciguerra toxin paralyzes your chest.

    How big is too big? Well, if you die....then that one was too big.

    They actually lose a few people a year that way. The fish is supposed to be quite tasty, but you are throwing the dice if they get up in size.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    Quote Originally Posted by wossname
    I hear Lebanon is quite exciting these days.
    Nah, Somalia still the best.
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    Re: Jamaica here I come.

    I hear bobsledding is the thing to do this time of year.
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