A Disturbing Conversation in yahoo

[oceanebelle]

amanitheking: why are u talking like htis
oceane: i don't even remember the last time i went there.
oceane: because i am a skeptic.
oceane: i don't easily trust people.
oceane: i am just like this ok.
oceane: sorry if I cross you or anything.
amanitheking: please trust me
amanitheking: i cant desive u
amanitheking: ok?
oceane: it's not meant to be like that, but I am just trying to protect myself.
amanitheking: as u can see u know i am in love with u

oceane: what are you trying to get at?
amanitheking: I have known u for a very long time but is just that i dont normally meet u on line
amanitheking: this is my number 2348063846338
amanitheking: u can be calling me ok?
oceane: come on. you don't even know from which country i came from.
amanitheking: dont be affrade

amanitheking: i MEAN CAN U INVITE ME TO COME AND SEE U
oceane: where? you'll fly over to here?
amanitheking: PLS MAKE IT EASY
amanitheking: OK?
amanitheking: INVITE ME FIRST
amanitheking: FORGET WEAHER I WILL FLY
oceane: ? you will swim?
oceane: you have fins. w0w I'd love to see that.
amanitheking: no
amanitheking: hello honey invite me first
amanitheking: send an invitation letter for me
oceane: ???
oceane: what do you need an invitation letter for? are you a vampire? that needs to be invited in?

amanitheking: honey am not u know for me to get there i have to be invited
amanitheking: dont u know that?
amanitheking: heeelllllooo
oceane: no i don't know that.
amanitheking: even if u dont know u've known it now
amanitheking: ok/
oceane: hmm. what do i put in it?
oceane: "I invite you.. come here"?
amanitheking: is just a letter that shows that i was invited by somebody
oceane: i dunno the ways of the law.
oceane: the law is blind. and I am not.
oceane: so I really don't

this must be one of those blokes i deleted from my friend's list because they want to marry me. Lolz

I made the mistake of just deleting them not blocking them. :S

OK, just a word of caution people, don't try to get into yahoo chatrooms. don't expect to find some willing bride there..

UGH, i remember just getting to a chatroom for One day and that was like months back. I don't even remember this one.

[mendhak]

roflmao lolz wokies

[crptcblade]

That's what I get for trying to show I care...

[oceanebelle]

That's what I get for trying to show I care...

I know it's not you, you don't have spelling errors as this one... and even noteme is better than this one.

[mendhak]

NoteMe can never spell anything wrong with his Wireless DSL

[iPrank]

they want to marry me.

They need to check the Yellow Pages under "mental health".








Why would anyone want to destroy friendship with you ? You are too good just as a friend.

[space_monkey]

OK, just a word of caution people, don't try to get into yahoo chatrooms. don't expect to find some willing bride there..

Come to VBF instead we have willing brides all over the place.... Take mendhak for instance.....

[mendhak]

[oceanebelle]

Why would anyone want to destroy friendship with you ? You are too good just as a friend.

I'm too good a friend that i can even take off the lint from under your toenails for free!

[Memnoch1207]

It is rude to just show up uninvited!

I generally get invitations through certified letter....oh...wait....those are restraining orders...nevermind...

[oceanebelle]

LOLz

[mar_zim]

NoteMe can never spell anything wrong with his Wireless DSL

[fahad k]

Atleast he is courteous enough.

[hairball]

oceanebelle is a stalker magnate and proud of it.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[visualAd]

this must be one of those blokes i deleted from my friend's list because they want to marry me. Lolz

I made the mistake of just deleting them not blocking them. :S

OK, just a word of caution people, don't try to get into yahoo chatrooms. don't expect to find some willing bride there..

UGH, i remember just getting to a chatroom for One day and that was like months back. I don't even remember this one.

Are you having a baby?

[oceanebelle]

magnate (mｲg渡ｳt・ -nｹt) n. A powerful or influential person, especially in business or industry: an oil magnate. [From M

[oceanebelle]

Are you having a baby?

[Valleysboy1978]

oceanebelle is a stalker magnate and proud of it.

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

It's not really ery funny when you spell the main word incorrectly. Think you meant "magnet"?

[oceanebelle]

maybe he wants us to guess... phonetically.

[Valleysboy1978]

All the more reason why his comment wasn't in the least bit funny

So do you always have such in-depth conversations with stalkers?

[oceanebelle]

All the more reason why his comment wasn't in the least bit funny

So do you always have such in-depth conversations with stalkers?

not really. i'm just usually friendly when i am online. i talk. then THEY turn weird.

[hairball]

magnate magnet... ok magnet... so they stick on u.

so what you got talking there anyway. there must be something about oceanebelle...

[oceanebelle]

yeah i got an e!

[hairball]

eccentricity?

[Static]

oceane: what do you need an invitation letter for? are you a vampire? that needs to be invited in?

Great question! had me wondering

and this.. this just wins hands down:

amanitheking: honey am not u know for me to get there i have to be invited

uuhhhh..... huh?

this guy is an absolute wack job, nutz, freak, crazy, looney, psycho, creepy....

[crptcblade]

Great question! had me wondering
this guy is an absolute wack job, nutz, freak, crazy, looney, psycho, creepy....

Stop, you're embarrassing me...

[Shaggy Hiker]

Joking aside, I'm curious about what he was getting at. Perhaps I'm just dense, or haven't solicited women in chat rooms, or something, but what was that invitation thing all about? It does sound like some kind of goofy vampire thing, but is there some kind of rule or law about this....anywhere?

Heck, if saying "I want you, come here." was enough, there'd be three-eyed frog spawn all over the place.