:(

[oceanebelle]

there is nothing random about korean movies...

[mendhak]

They can cry buckets of butter.

[oceanebelle]

and get on stealing-stars-off-christmas-tree binges when drunk.

[space_monkey]

There is no such thing as random.

[mendhak]

There are no bathtubs in Japan, only wash basins and peeling knives.

[oceanebelle]

i eat with chopsticks and peeling knives.

[mendhak]

Onions dance in your hair like your favorite Pokemon characters on drugs.

[oceanebelle]

Sailor Moon, my fav is.

but

OMG!!! 2 teardrops for a freakin korean movie!!! Uggh i can't believe myself! I feel horrible dirty! i need a bath! RIGHT AWAY!

[mendhak]

If you happen to have a baby while you're in there, don't throw out the bathwater.

[oceanebelle]

If you are really really late, i'll forgive you.

[mendhak]

Go to the paper mill.

[oceanebelle]

you deserve two hair strands and 5 finger pushup... get to it!

[mendhak]

Can the hair be shaped like MP3 players?

[oceanebelle]

it would be really weird if a baby girl looked like you.

[mendhak]

I try not to think of that, so I distract myself by throwing pennies at prostitutes.

[oceanebelle]

have a blast.

[thegreatone]

I try not to think of that, so I distract myself by throwing prostitutes at pennies.

[oceanebelle]

korean movies are a tragic comedy.

[Hack]

korean movies are a tragic comedy.

In what way?

Does the hero die in a bubble bath?

[mendhak]

I killed a cream salad with my ukelele.

[oceanebelle]

In what way?

Does the hero die in a bubble bath?

hehe did not know you could joke. LOLz

























, yeah i know i just did a lame one.

[Hack]

hehe did not know you could joke. LOLz

I learned everything I know from mendhak's fleas.

[mendhak]

mendhak's fleas.

I often do that when I'm in trouble.

[oceanebelle]

and as you can already guess. i learned from his tapeworms living in his poo...

[oceanebelle]

I often do that when I'm in trouble.

I wonder if "anti-stupidity" pills work for you too?

[mendhak]

As effectively as my DVD-Rewinder.

[oceanebelle]

sorry to tell you but you are mistaking your 100 year old VHS player with that. poor mendhak. *pats left eye*

[mendhak]

Your left or my left?

[oceanebelle]

no, old mc donalds left eye.

[Hack]

That would be your other left.

[mendhak]

That would be your other left.

Oh, the one behind.

[oceanebelle]

a round ball's left.