Cow...

[JPicasso]

I just increased my breast size by 50%....

no wait, nevermind.
They are still the same size.

[Father Jack]

Breasts!

[wossname]

I wish I had though of that alt. Although I did have Ted as an avatar once.

[mendhak]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../nmooved26.xml

Maybe the cows were trying to get to the udder side.

[Cander]

Udderly silly thread.

[mendhak]

Dude, don't say udder. You need to milk the joke and come up with a few cheesy puns of your own.

[penagate]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../nmooved26.xml

Maybe the cows were trying to get to the udder side.

I almost had a cow when I saw that page title. Although I was disappointed the story had no cliffhanger.

[FunkyDexter]

I Weighed up the possibilities of posting a pun, but it would be bad it would my blood Curdle

[mendhak]

That's just bull.

[penagate]

I Weighed up the possibilities of posting a pun, but it would be bad it would my blood Curdle

It's a tHORNy issue.

[penagate]

Although I have no BEEF with it

[penagate]

In fact I'm positively over the MOOn.

[mendhak]

I CUD come up with a few more, wouldn'CHEW like that?

[penagate]

Perhaps we should STEER this thread in another direction

[mendhak]

Ah penagate, you're always the CATTLE-ist for change. I'd do it, but I'm afriad I'd end up a laughing STOCK.

Shouldn't we do this tomorrow though? I think it's way PASTURE bed time.

[zaza]

mendhak always has his answers down pat.

[JPicasso]

***???

This is a joke thread.

You're not really supposed to be posting here.

I'm gonna have to call the authorities.

Moo.