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Jul 20th, 2006, 03:38 PM
#1
Life sucks...
Just thought I'd let you in on the little secret.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Jul 20th, 2006, 03:41 PM
#2
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Jul 20th, 2006, 03:48 PM
#3
Re: Life sucks...
Life sucks, and is therefore the source of gravity.
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Jul 20th, 2006, 05:21 PM
#4
Re: Life sucks...
There's a gentle curb up ahead...
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Jul 20th, 2006, 08:36 PM
#5
Re: Life sucks...
 Originally Posted by mendhak
Life sucks, and is therefore the source of gravity.
I thought that just meant it was RUDI on a friday night with nothing better to do.
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Jul 20th, 2006, 10:37 PM
#6
Re: Life sucks...
Life sucks if i won't be permitted to do c0d at work.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHH!
i n33d 2 c0d!
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Jul 21st, 2006, 06:45 AM
#7
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Jul 21st, 2006, 06:46 AM
#8
Re: Life sucks...
 Originally Posted by shakti5385
Be Positive
I'm positive that life sucks.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Jul 21st, 2006, 06:47 AM
#9
Re: Life sucks...
It is My Blood Group
Ha
Haaaaaaaaaa
All the best
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Jul 21st, 2006, 06:52 AM
#10
Re: Life sucks...
 Originally Posted by shakti5385
It is My Blood Group
Ha
Haaaaaaaaaa
All the best
I'm only going to say this once...
If you want to keep your job here, lay off the drugs.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Jul 21st, 2006, 06:57 AM
#11
Fanatic Member
Re: Life sucks...
Life is good, people suck.
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Jul 21st, 2006, 07:13 AM
#12
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Jul 24th, 2006, 05:56 AM
#13
Fanatic Member
Re: Life sucks...
 Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
Life is good, people suck.
You have to pay them for that though, don't you Bonk?
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Jul 24th, 2006, 06:16 AM
#14
Fanatic Member
Re: Life sucks...
So doe’s my ex wife apparently?
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Jul 24th, 2006, 06:18 AM
#15
Re: Life sucks...
 Originally Posted by spud
So doe’s my ex wife apparently? 
How to english plz?
I don't live here any more.
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Jul 24th, 2006, 06:26 AM
#16
Fanatic Member
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Jul 24th, 2006, 06:33 AM
#17
Re: Life sucks...
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend!
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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Jul 24th, 2006, 09:49 PM
#18
Re: Life sucks...
On a related subject - the slowest form of death is good health.
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Jul 24th, 2006, 10:12 PM
#19
Re: Life sucks...
 Originally Posted by shakti5385
Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend! .
If that makes me throw up, I'm leaning towards your side.
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Jul 25th, 2006, 12:34 AM
#20
Hyperactive Member
"I like to run on treadmills, because at least I know I'm getting nowhere."
- Me
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Jul 25th, 2006, 01:27 AM
#21
Re: Life sucks...
“Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
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Jul 25th, 2006, 01:13 PM
#22
Hyperactive Member
Re: Life sucks...
 Originally Posted by shakti5385
“Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”

Screw paying it back. I would first move to another country.
"I like to run on treadmills, because at least I know I'm getting nowhere."
- Me
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Jul 25th, 2006, 01:44 PM
#23
Re: Life sucks...
Life only sucks after u get married, cause then when some hot girl hits on u, u cant do anything about it cause guilt kicks in and reminds u that u are married and have a kid and that u dont want to lose your cars, kid, house, and all the stuff in it.
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
If u have your answer please go to the thread tools and click "Mark Thread Resolved"
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Jul 26th, 2006, 02:47 AM
#24
Re: Life sucks...
The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth, 2 minutes later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion and your parents will call and apologize for making Childhood suck.
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