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    Life sucks...

    Just thought I'd let you in on the little secret.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Life sucks...

    And then you die...
    Zeegnahtuer?

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    Re: Life sucks...

    Life sucks, and is therefore the source of gravity.

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    Re: Life sucks...

    There's a gentle curb up ahead...

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Life sucks...

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    Life sucks, and is therefore the source of gravity.

    I thought that just meant it was RUDI on a friday night with nothing better to do.

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    Re: Life sucks...

    Life sucks if i won't be permitted to do c0d at work.








    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHH!

    i n33d 2 c0d!

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    Re: Life sucks...

    Be Positive

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    Re: Life sucks...

    Quote Originally Posted by shakti5385
    Be Positive
    I'm positive that life sucks.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Life sucks...

    Be Positive



    It is My Blood Group



    Ha
    Haaaaaaaaaa

    All the best

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    Re: Life sucks...

    Quote Originally Posted by shakti5385
    It is My Blood Group



    Ha
    Haaaaaaaaaa

    All the best
    I'm only going to say this once...

    If you want to keep your job here, lay off the drugs.
    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Life sucks...

    Life is good, people suck.

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    Re: Life sucks...

    Be Positive Yaar

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    Re: Life sucks...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
    Life is good, people suck.
    You have to pay them for that though, don't you Bonk?
    Indecisiveness is the key to flexibility.

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    Re: Life sucks...

    So doe’s my ex wife apparently?
    Haven't got anything to say that is the least bit interesting.
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    Re: Life sucks...

    Quote Originally Posted by spud
    So doe’s my ex wife apparently?
    How to english plz?
    I don't live here any more.

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    no gut spool chuck!
    Haven't got anything to say that is the least bit interesting.
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    Re: Life sucks...

    Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend!

    Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

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    Re: Life sucks...

    Quote Originally Posted by shakti5385
    Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend! .
    If that makes me throw up, I'm leaning towards your side.

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    Re: Life sucks...

    “Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”


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    Re: Life sucks...

    Quote Originally Posted by shakti5385
    “Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”

    Screw paying it back. I would first move to another country.
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    Re: Life sucks...

    Life only sucks after u get married, cause then when some hot girl hits on u, u cant do anything about it cause guilt kicks in and reminds u that u are married and have a kid and that u dont want to lose your cars, kid, house, and all the stuff in it.
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    Re: Life sucks...

    The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth, 2 minutes later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion and your parents will call and apologize for making Childhood suck.

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