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  1. Jul 17th, 2006, 02:17 PM #1
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    What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    Hmmm...?
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    Die for your sins.
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    Quote Originally Posted by sevenhalo
    Die for your sins.
    Heratic! He did that to escape gambling debts...
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    Save your immortal soul. Oh, and walk on water.
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    He would do anything you want.....ANYTHING!
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Heratic! He did that to escape gambling debts...
    No, he did that to escape Child Support Payments!
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    If souls are immortal, and get reincarnated, how come the population of the world grows constantly? Shouldn't it be constant? As soon as someone dies they get born as someone else?

    Btw, what's a Klondike bar?
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?



    http://www.icecreamusa.com/klondike/


    The population grows because souls can also grow and split.
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    If they can split why dont we have more recorded cases of split personality disorders? Also, how do they split? If one good persons soul split shouldnt you get two "bad" souls? Or do they grow and split like an Amoeba (did I spell that right?)?
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    Rob, what's that "Slim a bear" crap cake stuff? Diet for polar bears? I do have to admit that polar bears have weight problems, maybe its low fat icecream for bears, so they can stay in shape. It wont look good on Coca Cola commercials if they are fat slobs.
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    Quote Originally Posted by baja_yu
    If they can split why dont we have more recorded cases of split personality disorders? Also, how do they split? If one good persons soul split shouldnt you get two "bad" souls? Or do they grow and split like an Amoeba (did I spell that right?)?
    I'm ambivalent on that matter.
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    He would sacrafice a sheep.



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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    Heratic! He did that to escape gambling debts...
    I heard that our saviour was spending a few thousand years dead for tax reasons.
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    Re: What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike bar?

    He would probably Smite George Bush for a Klondike Bar .. oh wait wouldnt he do that for free ?
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