Time Machine

[Oliver1]

I wish to build a time machine.
I am in the process of compiling a list of required parts, which I hope to then purchase from my local supermarket.

1. Flux Capaciter
2. Space ship capable of travaling faster than light
3. Worm hole
4. Black Hole
5. The sands of time
6. An old blue police phone box

I have also started on the operating system for my time machine, as follows

Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
        Dim gobackintime As Boolean
 
        Do While gobackintime = True
            ' not sure what should go here
        Loop
    End Sub

Any help would be appreciated.

[namrekka]

Try RAC!

[sevenhalo]

You forgot a Delorean

[namrekka]

Try Google too. A lot of examples:

[..:RUDI:..]

Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
        Dim gobackintime As Boolean
 
        Do While gobackintime = True
            ' not sure what should go here
        Loop
    End Sub

Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
        Dim gobackintime As Boolean
        Dim year As String
 
        Do While gobackintime = True
            year = HumanBrain.Thoughts.TimeTravel.Year
            year - 1
        Loop
    End Sub

[Oliver1]

Good good good, am getting closet to completion.
Once my machine is built I wish to go back in time and shoot myself or something equally paradoxical.
Will this cause the universes destruction and if so is that moraly wrong?

[sevenhalo]

No, it would just screw you up. "Reality" is subjective, not objective.

[..:RUDI:..]

Good good good, am getting closet to completion.
Once my machine is built I wish to go back in time and shoot myself or something equally paradoxical.
Will this cause the universes destruction and if so is that moraly wrong?

Also hijack NoteMe from 16 years ago and make him live with my mother...

For my code to work you'll need to declare "HumanBrain.Thoughts.TimeTravel" in your brain... also insert a microchip with .NET pre-installed so that it will work...

.Years.ToString may need to be used also.. I haven't yet tried this code as I am not thinking about Time-Travel.

[Static]

its already been done:


and besides.. you cant get the flux capacitor at the supermarket! you have to go to sam's or bj's wholesale.. and you have to be a member to get the good prices...

[sevenhalo]

Any serious time traveller knows it's not going to happen without a delorean! That much has been proven.

[Merrion]

Presumably this cannot be invented or the thread tiotle would already be resolved....although I'm going to go into the past and post a solution here

[Jacob Roman]

Didn't you guys read the article in Popular Mechanics? NASA proved that time travel is possible mathematically. We just need a propolsion device.

[wossname]

Someone already posted this topic in 4 years time.

Anyway, you'll also need some surface-mount resistors, some rolls of flashing rope lights, a very kitchly upholstered Cavendish chair, the keyboard from a ZX80 and 2 hundredweight of weapons grade plutonium to be able to create a non-functional time machine. If you want it to work then you'll need to add some fire decals.

[Static]

fire decals!!! Thats ALL I WAS MISSING!!

omg.. im so MAD!

to think i was that close...