Karneval

[denniswrenn]

Has anybody been to kolonie Germany for karneval?

[chrisjk]

do you really mean kolonie, or Cologne?

Cologne

[parksie]

So Köln then

Not been for the carnival

I hear it's really good fun... you get drunk and wear masks, and go around in mobs 'kidnapping' people until they buy you beer

[barrk]

Sounds like my bachelorette party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parksie]

Sounds like school

We got told off by a really stuffy teacher for playing Hot Dog out of the window REALLY loudly...you can hear it across Worcester

Ummmm... Hot Dog?

Is that another way of saying sex?

[barrk]

You should never play with your Hot Dog in public......

[parksie]

Nope. Limp Bizkit - "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog flavoured Water"

Way funny song.

[barrk]

Are you okay Parksie????

Originally posted by barrk
You should never play with your Hot Dog in public......

Pee Wee Herman found that out the hard way...

[parksie]

Originally posted by barrk
Are you okay Parksie????

Hehe not really. I accidentally gave focus to the submit button so every time I pressed space it submitted it again

I just listened to that song...
wholy ****ing ****! they use the word **** a whole ****ing lot.. I don't think I'v ever ****ing heard that word so many ****ing times in 3 ****ing minutes

[barrk]

I hear that's one of the side effects of too much playing with your hot dog in public.......George Michael found out the hard way too!

[parksie]

Technical term coming up:

"Cottaging"
http://www.nz.com/NZ/Queer/OUT/news_...sages/970.html

There's a guy in my neighborhood that went to jail for that(only went to jail for like one night)....
he scared the hell out of the librarian...

[parksie]

***?

Cottaging is "A homosexual act between two men in a public lavatory".

Dictionary definition

I was talking about 'playing with your hot dog'

[barrk]

I must leave you for the evening....I have to get Erin to auditions of 42nd Street! Have a wonderful evening...a great day tomorrow and I'll talk to you whenever you jump on the site!!!!

Good night,
Katie

[parksie]

Furry muff.

[parksie]

Bye Katie!

Here's something to help you on your way!

WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A *****
It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

Bye Katie