It's the End of the World

[The Hobo]

I wrote a program to end the world. Anyone dare execute it? Have a great after-life.

# start 'end-of-the-world'
# !define neg-zero -0 ;
# fx := compute prime:neg-zero ;
# if[ @fx -lt 0]
# /
#     zy @fx, 14, 4 ;
#     swap @fx, -1, -0 ;
#     store:prime-power(@fx, x):x:=0,x:=<15 ;
# \ else /
#     neg-val:@fx,-1
#     store:x-val:@fx,@fx,0
# \
#
# ret-rs := execute:@fx,neg-val:@fx,0;
# store:ret-rs:@fx:=0,1;
#
# end 'end-of-the-world';

[thegreatone]

No thanks, not today. Maybe tomorrow?

[ididntdoit]

Sounds Fun, I'll get started on my will straight away!

[crptcblade]

I found love today.

[baja_yu]

Works like a charm. Great c0d!

[wossname]

What the hell kind of crap is that? There is no snake game.

[mendhak]

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs.
Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height.
Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.

Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped.
Look at that low playing! Fine, then.
Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself.
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right.
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

[wossname]

I hope you typed that in from memory rather than just ripping it off some lyrics website. If so then my respect for you has increased. If not then my respect for you has merely increased.

[mendhak]

Neither. I typed it out as I listened to the song.

Your respect for me may stay at the same lowly levels that it has always stood at.

[capsulecorpjx]

I wrote a program to end the world. Anyone dare execute it? Have a great after-life.

# start 'end-of-the-world'
# !define neg-zero -0 ;
# fx := compute prime:neg-zero ;
# if[ @fx -lt 0]
# /
#     zy @fx, 14, 4 ;
#     swap @fx, -1, -0 ;
#     store:prime-power(@fx, x):x:=0,x:=<15 ;
# \ else /
#     neg-val:@fx,-1
#     store:x-val:@fx,@fx,0
# \
#
# ret-rs := execute:@fx,neg-val:@fx,0;
# store:ret-rs:@fx:=0,1;
#
# end 'end-of-the-world';

what language is that?

if you wanna end the world, just divide by zero.

[mendhak]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

[Juan Carlos Rey]

What's the use of that sentence

# end 'end-of-the-world';

in a program that will never end?

[wossname]

Neither. I typed it out as I listened to the song.

Your respect for me may stay at the same lowly levels that it has always stood at.

I have chosen to increase it. However I now express it in different units so the number is smaller.

[venerable bede]

When the world does end do you think I Love Lucy will still be on the telly ?

[v!sualAd]

I'm Blue da ba dee .. da ba die ....

[chocoloco]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck norris da man ...

[Shuja Ali]

I wrote a program to end the world. Anyone dare execute it? Have a great after-life.

It feels nice to see that there actually IS after life and it is great.
Even Chuck Norris is here.