I am going to be so bored

[BodwadUK]

I am all alone in the office for 3 weeks

There are people downstairs but I am going to be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored

I fear that I will go strange (stranger than usual) and start trying to call Andrea Corr on her landline, after the court order I am no longer allowed on the same planet as her hence my office it on the moon. Maybe the green aliens will help me out...


SEEEEE thats what I mean and thats only after one day

[sevenhalo]

Go buy a volleyball and paint a face on it. That seems to work.

[Valleysboy1978]

Or even better bring a PSP or DS into work

[Static]

[BodwadUK]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

interesting idea

[Darts]

It's Wilson! Aaaaaaah

[crptcblade]

Go through everybody else's desks for future leverage.

[Valleysboy1978]

now THAT'S a good idea!

[Static]

U could also

Tape the reciever buttons on their phones.
Fill their desks with styrofoam peanuts
superglue their mouses to the desks
Switch monitor cables with neighbors
Switch mice cables with other neighbors
Switch Keyboard cables with other other neighbors

[thegreatone]

It's Wilson! Aaaaaaah

Wilson is offended at your previous comment Darts...

However, the suggestions in this thread are great For getting a warning...

[I_Love_My_Vans]

Remove the stuffing from their chairs and replace with whoopy cushions :, then stitch back up so they cannot remove them .

[Shaggy Hiker]

Fill their office with balloons...all the way to the ceiling!

[mar_zim]

Unbolt their chairs and put a dead elephant under their table.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Take one roller off of each chair.

[thegreatone]

Take one roller off of each chair.

That doesn't actually affect the 5 pronged ones

[mar_zim]

3 weeks is quite a long time dog, be sure to bring a bone and a pogo stick.

[penagate]

Download pron on your colleagues computers. Any trouble and you can wave the net logs at them.

[grilkip]

Bring a tv and watch the World Championship during work.

[BodwadUK]

hmmmm I intend to still have my job by the end of the 3 weeks

Maybe I should fill all the office chairs with inflatable people

[penagate]

I thought you said you wanted to retain your job.

[thegreatone]

hmmmm I intend to still have my job by the end of the 3 weeks

Maybe I should fill all the office chairs with inflatable people

But not the ones from your personal collection

[BodwadUK]

No they need to be washed

[mar_zim]

If you want I will send you some Andrea Corr wannabes.

[BodwadUK]

wow now there is an offer

[Darts]

Wilson is the alter ego of my friend Sam Wilson..... can you imagine having a volleyball for your alter-ego?

[thegreatone]

Wilson is the alter ego of my friend Sam Wilson..... can you imagine having a volleyball for your alter-ego?

Quite frankly, no. But, in his case... Yes.

[Darts]

Scott's alter-ego is a pirate. *giggle*

[v!sualAd]

I don't have an alter ego ::farts::

[wossname]

Download pron on your colleagues computers. Any trouble and you can wave the net logs at them.

There's one very major and obvious problem with that. Since he'd be the only one left in the building at the time...

[wossname]

Subscribe your boss to "bolivian-circus-midget-foot-fetish-with-associated-astrology.alt.news".

[BodwadUK]

lol or just to all political newsletters like the Labour party, conservatives ,BNP etc

One minute! No we already did subscribe another very 'Labour' office member to the 'Conservatives' newsletter