Should we injure nukem?

[parksie]

Well, should we?

[barrk]

I think we better start thinking about the method.

I choose making him listen to intelligent conversation for 72 hours without being able to insert some off the wall, unrelated comment or boast!

I think we should make him listen to good music that doesn't tell you to shove your cookie somewhere....

[barrk]

We could force him to type each word in the entire dictionary (Webster's II New Riverside University Edition) without using NE shrtcts.

That would be PURE TORTURE.....

sounds great

[barrk]

We could make him listen to good music while typing as well.....double torture!!!!!!

Making him listen to good music while typing intelligent conversation would be triple

[barrk]

Great idea!!!!!!!! Now how do we implement the plan?

couple of other things we could do...

take a sock full of quarters and smack him in the head with it.

take a board with a rusty bent nail in it and do the same.

[barrk]

That would be too violent and quick....we need him to suffer the way he has made us suffer recently.....and hopefully learn something too!

we could make him listen to a tape of him bragging about himself over and over. That would be a slow method of torture!

No... he will just get more confident of himself after each listening..

[parksie]

Well, quite an impressive poll result. 100% voted for "Yes"!

Funny really...

hmmm. good point his fat ego would just grow.

[skimboarder]

Tie his body to revolving door and let him sit there forever.

[parksie]

If anyone's seen the beginning of the hospital scene in "Hot Shots!", do that to him

I don't seem to recall that part... but remember the part about the fight?(I think it may be in part II)

skimboarder: just tie him to a door and let him sit there? um, ok. might be interesting i guess.

[parksie]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
I don't seem to recall that part... but remember the part about the fight?(I think it may be in part II)

The fight's part deux.

I meant leave him on a hospital trolley with his head between an automatic door

I think we should tie him to the ceiling of an elevator of a 20 story building by his toes, where there are a bunch of immature kids..... you know they can't resist all those shiny buttons

[Jamagei]

Ok, how about we give him a rusty blunt no tooth hacksaw, then attach his ENNNOOORRRMMMMOOUUSSSS BALLS and ***** to a table, making sure that the table cannot be moved then set fire to the room. (ever seen 'mad max')

[Jeff_1]

We get a rusty screwdriver ( pun intended ) and heat it up on the stove..and right before the screwdriver is red hot..we stab nukem in his armpit about a dozen times with it.

[Technocrat]

Fill a pillow case with oranges and beat him about the face and genitals. Why oranges, you ask. Because of the shape and skin of the oranges the energy and force is so well distributed that they will not break blood vessels. Which means they will not cause bruises, but will cause plenty of pain and internal damage.

Originally posted by Technocrat
Fill a pillow case with oranges and beat him about the face and genitals. Why oranges, you ask. Because of the shape and skin of the oranges the energy and force is so well distributed that they will not break blood vessels. Which means they will not cause bruises, but will cause plenty of pain and internal damage.

And how long did you think up that one for

[Technocrat]

It was in a book I read one time

Originally posted by Technocrat
It was in a book I read one time

What book is that?

[Technocrat]

I dont remember. Prob a book on torture

[Padrino]

don't know the guy...don' t care, but if you want to torture him....attach him to a chair and make him watch for 72 hours, the same episode of the teletobbies, he will probably crack before that

[Pix]

I'd make him watch EVERY episode of Emmerdale Farm!

[Active]

Blind-fold him and allow only to hear BAY WATCH !

[Pix]

That's not as cruel as Emmerdale Farm. If the plots don't hurt him then the sheep will

[barrk]

I'm not familiar with Emmerdale Farm...what is it?

[Pix]

You're very lucky that you have never been tormented by this programmme! It's about a village in the middle of nowhere. Everyone is depressed and the main characters live on a farm. Every five years or so they have a big accident to liven things up a bit. Last time a bus crashed into a lorry, the time before that it was a plane crash. It's sooo depressing!

[SteveCRM]

$5 next its a military missile gone haywrire and crashes into the barn

[drewski]

Originally posted by conquerdude
skimboarder: just tie him to a door and let him sit there? um, ok. might be interesting i guess.

you dont get it!? he said a revolving door. you know the ones that go in a circle? hehehehe that's cool.

[drewski]

hey you know what you guys should do? if this nukem guy is so immature why don't you just throw back the same immature stuff he says. that ought ta get him out. ............. of course if this isn't immature enough for him here the what the *ell is? this nukem must be quite a character

[HarryW]

Don't forget Clockwork Orange-style eye-openers while he's watching Emmerdale Farm... and someone can stand by with the pillowcase full of oranges in case it looks like he's falling asleep.

[Jeff_1]

we can tie him to a chair and then we ALL can take turns pouring hot coffee on him.

sorry that I can't have my opinion. I just think a revoloving door idea is dumb.

Bad idea Jeff... if we do that.. after about the third pot, he won't be able to feel anything anymore.. let's all gouge him with our rusty spoons