The most DANGEROUS Snake in the WORLD!!!

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 02:34 PM

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION: Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with
extra
layers of skin). Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly
venomous
spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet) Size varies from 3 to 12
inches, depending on its mood & subspecies.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,
resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by
excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.
Beware:
It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the
most
unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the
venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete
recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED: Suck The Wound - This method is the most popular
with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any
success.

CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful
pet.

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 02:37 PM

Hehehe

You going anti-spoon then, Katie?

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 02:38 PM

MOST DEFINITELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 21st, 2001, 02:39 PM

I can't stop laughing.. hehe

Feb 21st, 2001, 02:39 PM

Oh i know them, I have one some where round here, i think people are getting a little annoyed of me leaving it lying around the place

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 02:44 PM

So what do you do if your snake's naughty?

*waits for the ubiquitous reply*

Feb 21st, 2001, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by parksie
So what do you do if your snake's naughty?

*waits for the ubiquitous reply*

STOP IT!!!!!!!! what do you mean, once it gets going you cant stop it!!

Feb 21st, 2001, 02:51 PM

Until it runs out of venom...

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by parksie
So what do you do if Tom's snake's naughty?

SMILE!!!!!!!

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 02:53 PM

Methinks that's a mis-quote

No-one's got the answer I was after...what do you do to your kids if they're naughty?

Feb 21st, 2001, 02:54 PM

I know the answer.. but... I'll leave it to somebody else to say 'spank it'... oops!

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 02:55 PM

Ground them.........they are too old to spank.....although they can still be little monkeys ;-)

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 03:07 PM

*takes honeybee's flute and sh<CENSORED>*

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 03:16 PM

He's seen the light!

Feb 21st, 2001, 03:18 PM

Who, honeybee or his charmed snake?

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 03:21 PM

Does it matter?

Feb 21st, 2001, 03:22 PM

No... infact, I think I would rather not know

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 03:32 PM

Right. Where's Katie?

**zmerlinz** · Feb 21st, 2001, 04:40 PM

sorry to turn this to filth, but you didn't mention anything about the warnings of stroking it and it possibly spitting, and some owners of this snake get emabarresed if they own smaller snakes

sorry again

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 04:44 PM

Leave my boa out of this

**zmerlinz** · Feb 21st, 2001, 04:52 PM

you have a contrictor then

each to there own

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 04:56 PM

Feb 21st, 2001, 05:31 PM

Mike.... most cages aren't big enough to keep boa's in... where will you stick it?

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 05:40 PM

Are you looking for suggestions????????

You boys are shameful!!!!!

**parksie** · Feb 21st, 2001, 05:44 PM

Thankyou

I think we'll move the topic swiftly on to someone else...

Feb 21st, 2001, 05:46 PM

Who will it be?

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 05:48 PM

I don't think we've given Dennis nearly enough sh*t lately...I think we ought to move on to Dennis!

Feb 21st, 2001, 05:51 PM

Oh damn, some how I thought it would come to this...

Feb 21st, 2001, 06:37 PM

*Dennis wipes of brow* I sure am glad everybody forget about this thread and didn't give me ****..

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 06:41 PM

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I didn't forget......

You know what they say about people looking like their pets.....I sure hope your pet snake doesn't look like you........

I know that was mean and I'm sorry but you were practically begging for it weren't you???

Feb 21st, 2001, 06:45 PM

Why would it matter if it looked like me?

Most of it's use is going to be in the dark anyway...

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 06:47 PM

Yeah...but...you need to convince some on to get your pet near enough to achieve darkness first!!!!

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 06:52 PM

We need to stop this....I'm sorry I was so mean....I'm just kidding.

Feb 21st, 2001, 06:52 PM

but my pet has been known to steal glasses and hide them....

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 06:53 PM

Pretty talented pet I'd say!!!

Feb 21st, 2001, 06:55 PM

Yes, I've trained it well...

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 06:56 PM

Practice DOES make perfect then, Dennis?

Feb 21st, 2001, 06:57 PM

I don't know.... nobody has seen my pet do any tricks yet.... I've been trying to convince them that they'll enjoy it... but they don't seem to think so...

**barrk** · Feb 21st, 2001, 07:00 PM

Don't be in a hurry....the more mature your pet is the more spectators will be impressed by it's tricks! It will prove to be a much longer show. Also things can go deadly wrong if the pet owner doesn't ensure the safety of it's pet and the spectators!

That's my final word for the day! See you tomorrow!

Keep your pet safe until then!

Feb 21st, 2001, 07:02 PM

Yea... my pet will always have a muzzle when it performs..

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