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  1. Feb 21st, 2001, 02:14 PM #1
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    Family Fortunes:
    Genuine contestants' answers from the ITV game show Family Fortunes.
    We asked one hundred people to name...
    You say...

    A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
    A famous Scotsman - Jock
    An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
    A jacket potato topping - Jam
    A food that can be brown or white - Potatoes
    A sign of the Zodiac - April
    A job a working dog does - Slave
    Something with a hole in it - A window
    Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
    A type of big cat - Persian
    A type of record - Floppy Disk
    Something associated with pigs - The Police
    A non-living object with legs - A plant
    A domestic animal - Leopard
    Something red - My cardigan
    A kind of ache - Fillet-o-fish
    To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:
    A food that can be eaten without chewing - Er, chips!
    Something you beat - An apple
    A dangerous race (i.e. motor race) - The Arabs
    A number you have to memorise - Seven
    Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
    Something in the garden that's green - The shed
    Something a blind man might use - A sword
    Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
    A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
    An animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
    A famous bridge - The Bridge over Troubled Waters
    A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
    Something you put on the walls - Roofs
    Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
    A famous Royal - Mail
    Something slippery - A con-man
    A way of cooking fish - Cod
    A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
    A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
    Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
    Something the cat does - Goes to the toilet
    An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
    The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
    Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
    Something you have with a coffee - The Sunday Sport
    A song with "Moon" in the title - 'Blue Suede Moon'
    Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
    Something with a red light on it - A Dalek
    Something you open other than a door - Your bowels


    enjoy them

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  2. Feb 21st, 2001, 02:22 PM #2
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    Thumbs up Thanks for that.

    Funny, funny stuff!
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  3. Feb 21st, 2001, 02:55 PM #3
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    funny!
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  4. Feb 21st, 2001, 08:59 PM #4
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    Hehehe That's the funniest thing I've heard in at least 12 hours
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  6. Feb 22nd, 2001, 01:02 AM #5
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    That funny..almost wet myself
    Thats made my day
    Thanks
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  7. Feb 22nd, 2001, 05:46 AM #6
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    glad it cheered everyone up

    Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
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