Another Blonde Joke

**Hack** · Apr 21st, 2006, 12:44 PM

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "That's ! a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold."

"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked.

"Why, that's a thermos . . . it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"

The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee".

**Static** · Apr 21st, 2006, 12:52 PM

**wossname** · Apr 21st, 2006, 12:54 PM

Bob Hope circa 1934.

**sevenhalo** · Apr 21st, 2006, 12:54 PM

Stupid blondes...

**space_monkey** · Apr 21st, 2006, 01:04 PM

**DKenny** · Apr 21st, 2006, 03:26 PM

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "That's ! a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold."

"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. How does it know?"

**wossname** · Apr 21st, 2006, 03:28 PM

I wish someone would switch off the internet.

**I_Love_My_Vans** · Apr 21st, 2006, 04:03 PM

Whats a popsicle?

Speak English !!1!

**jcis** · Apr 21st, 2006, 04:29 PM

popsicle
n : ice cream or water ice on a small wooden stick; "in England
a popsicle is called an ice lolly" [syn: ice lolly, lolly,
lollipop]

**zaza** · Apr 21st, 2006, 05:03 PM

popsicle: Genetic cross between Britney Spears and an icicle.

**vbNeo** · Apr 21st, 2006, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by wossname

I wish someone would switch off the internet.

Done and done.

Of course, you won't be able to read this... So... IN YOUR FACE!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

...

I should really sleep more.

**CVMichael** · Apr 21st, 2006, 07:35 PM

Question: What do you see when you look in a blonde's eyes ?

Anser: The back of her head

**CVMichael** · Apr 21st, 2006, 07:37 PM

http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

**damasterjo** · Apr 21st, 2006, 10:06 PM

I know this is a blonde thread but here are some good yo mamma jokes...
Yo mamma's so dumb she rolled off the bed and missed the floor...
Yo mamma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed...
Yo mamma's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch...
Yo mamma's so fat it takes two trains and a bus just to get on her good side...
Yo mamma's so fat here legs are like spoiled milk, white and chuncky...
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck...

**I_Love_My_Vans** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 02:13 AM

Yo momma jokes never get old

Yo mamma's so stupid she got stabbed in a gun fight

**mendhak** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 03:38 AM

Yo momma's so hairy, Sasquatch takes pictures of her.

**tr333** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 07:26 AM

Yo momma's so dumb, she takes a spoon to the superbowl.

**mendhak** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 07:28 AM

Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

**damasterjo** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 07:57 AM

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house...

**mendhak** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 11:38 AM

Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

**damasterjo** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 12:15 PM

Yo mamma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade...

**mendhak** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 12:23 PM

Yo momma's so bald, you can actually see what she's thinking.

**damasterjo** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 12:29 PM

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, she can provide light for the blind...

**mendhak** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 12:33 PM

Yo momma's so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

**Shuja Ali** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 12:41 PM

:Lol:

**gigemboy** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 03:34 PM

Why did the blonde snort nutri sweet??

She thought it was diet coke....

(Playboy, circa 2005 or 2006)

**zaza** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 05:28 PM

damasterjo and mendhak inherited many genes from their mothers.

**NoteMe** · Apr 22nd, 2006, 10:14 PM

Your mum is so fat that her blod is substituted with chocolate saus...

**damasterjo** · Apr 23rd, 2006, 07:41 PM

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got a cut on her leg, gravy poured out...

**Seraphino** · Apr 23rd, 2006, 08:32 PM

---Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

---Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

---Yo Momma so fat her ass has it's own zip code

---Yo Momma so ugly she got a job at an airport sniffing luggage

---Yo Momma so fat that when she puts her head back it looks like a 24 pack of hot dogs

**thegreatone** · Apr 23rd, 2006, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Seraphino

---Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

---Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

---Yo Momma so fat her ass has it's own zip code

---Yo Momma so ugly she got a job at an airport sniffing luggage

---Yo Momma so fat that when she puts her head back it looks like a 24 pack of hot dogs

Not heard those ones before.

And Note, your spelling still sucks, buy a dictionary.

**damasterjo** · Apr 23rd, 2006, 09:15 PM

yeah me either good job zach!

**gigemboy** · Apr 24th, 2006, 11:58 AM

my second joke was edited

**mendhak** · Apr 24th, 2006, 12:04 PM

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

**sevenhalo** · Apr 24th, 2006, 12:07 PM

Yo Momma's so fat, it took me an hour and a half to download her jpg.

**sevenhalo** · Apr 24th, 2006, 12:12 PM

Yo Momma's so ugly, even Tom didn't want to be her friend.

(some people will get it, hopefully...)

**gigemboy** · Apr 24th, 2006, 12:14 PM

yo mama's so hot...........

(that is all...)

**francisstokes** · Apr 24th, 2006, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by sevenhalo

Yo Momma's so ugly, even Tom didn't want to be her friend.

(some people will get it, hopefully...)

Lol!

**mendhak** · Apr 24th, 2006, 12:42 PM

Your dad’s breath smells so bad because your mom’s face is so ugly, he’d rather kiss her butt.

**visualAd** · Apr 24th, 2006, 01:12 PM

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