If you weren't a programmer...

[sevenhalo]

...What would you be?

I think I'd be a psychologist. I still think about it; leaving the IT world and going to college... If I ever found the motivation, I probably would.

[space_monkey]

Beer taste tester/Quality Expert or one of those guys that critiques movies.

[GaryMazzone]

Raise Quarterhorses

[CVMichael]

I would be into electonics repair stuff... repairing TVs (or something like that)

[gigemboy]

im not a programmer... i am superman... you know how hard it is to find a phone booth these days?

[|2eM!x]

Im actually going to be a fireman. w00t

[DKenny]

I'd be a carpenter.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/declankenny/130126973/

[wossname]

I'd be somewhere else being happy and having a life.

[bpd]

unemployed

[I_Love_My_Vans]

I did want to be a mechanic, but the chav in my disappeared and im going "where the money is", aparently.

ILMV

[demotivater]

Porn star

[visualAd]

A grave digger.

[jcis]

Porn star

Me 2

[sevenhalo]

...Going into business together?

[space_monkey]

[demotivater]

!!

[iPrank]

English teacher.

[sevenhalo]

!!

Sorry, it was an easy target...

[jcis]

I like girls

[crptcblade]

Napolean Dynamite

[vbNeo]

Lead, or some sturdy and annoying kind of gravel.

[mar_zim]

Lazy killer!

[Shaggy Hiker]

I'd still just be squeezing fish.

[crptcblade]

I'd still just be squeezing fish.

I've never heard it called that before.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Talk to hatchery folks. Fish squeezing is a pretty common term.....unless you were making some kind of crude reference, but I have a hard time contorting those words around to mean something any cruder than what I was refering to.

[crptcblade]

You're no fun when you're sober.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I got bad news for you, I don't drink.

Besides fish squeezing just means having sex with fish.....uh...I mean the fish are having sex and we're helping......I mean we're catching the......uh.....actually I just watch.....I mean.....ummmm....well, whatever.

[Andrew G]

I'm not a programmer and probably never will be....

[Sgt-Peppa]

If I had the money I would propably buy a winery in California. Somewhere around the Paso Robles area. That would be nice.
As a kid I always wanted to be a journalist for a newspaper.

[mendhak]

Archaeologist.

[BodwadUK]

I would have been a vet if my parents hadnt told me I was too stupid

[mendhak]

Parents know you best.

[francisstokes]

Session Musician

[wossname]

People who don't drink annoy me.

They are usually too self-satisfied for one thing. They obviously know something we don't and are too sober to let on. *******s

[fahad k]

...Journalist.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Cats with rose colored glasses annoy me.

They still see in the dark better than me, but they have to rosy a view of the night.

[nkad]

Well, I don't actively code for $$, (I am a student first, and a programmer second) but here are my current aspirations.

Become a Physicist (might go to grad school for physics/comp sci)
Join Air Force as an Officer to be a scientist, engineer, intel, or figher pilot
Join Air force as an Enlisted and be a linguist
Start a business


Unfortunatly, life is just to short to want to be both a physcist/programmer and a fighter pilot because those are both intensive career fields, but I can certainly do a combintation of all of those e.g. pick one as a career, and the rest as hobbies (to some extent).

[Jacob Roman]

Porn star

Same here.

[MartinLiss]

...What would you be?

I think I'd be a psychologist. I still think about it; leaving the IT world and going to college... If I ever found the motivation, I probably would.

You could probably get motivational help from a psychologist.

[sevenhalo]

I'm starting to think I might be a hypochondriac.