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    I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    As soon as the summer comes, all the ladies over here wear the shortest dresses possible. There are one too many gorgeous ladies out there to ignore all the time. Everytime I am driving I keep looking here and there ... you can't help but .. you know what I mean guys.

    I almost had an accident today.

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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Tell yourself you don't need those...erm...Ladies.

    Then, think of Mendhack in a nice heart-warming mind-tingling bikini

    (This should make you concentrate more on driving)
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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    I swear on that too since i'll be returning home soon and I might take up drive practise again (motorbike and car)... wish me luck!

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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    In order to avoid such 'accidents' please carry a change of underwear with you at all times.

    Your colleagues will then be spared the continued whiff of tuna-curry every time you go out in your 'car'
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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by yrwyddfa
    In order to avoid such 'accidents' please carry a change of underwear with you at all times.

    Your colleagues will then be spared the continued whiff of tuna-curry every time you go out in your 'car'
    You are so experienced. I admire your knowledge.

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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by chocoloco
    You are so experienced. I admire your knowledge.
    Thanks
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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by oceanebelle
    I swear on that too since i'll be returning home soon and I might take up drive practise again (motorbike and car)... wish me luck!
    You like the girls in short skirts too huh...
    ....You've been hanging around with JR too much
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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by chocoloco
    As soon as the summer comes, all the ladies over here wear the shortest dresses possible. There are one too many gorgeous ladies out there to ignore all the time. Everytime I am driving I keep looking here and there ... you can't help but .. you know what I mean guys.

    I almost had an accident today.
    Where do you live? I might need to visit there.
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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Move to Southampton, no danger of distraction here. (Unless you like HumptyBacks)

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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    my wife is almost always in the car with me.. so .. I cant look without getting hit. so its even more dangerous for me.
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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    I do not have a wife. In addition, I do not have a car.

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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    so u can look all u want from your bicycle wont hurt to much if u crash that
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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Girls like to look at my bicycle especially when I'm not on it.

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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by -TPM-
    You like the girls in short skirts too huh...
    ....You've been hanging around with JR too much
    No of course not! I am a narcissistic

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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by oceanebelle
    No of course not! I am a narcissistic
    Just don't fall in !
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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by oceanebelle
    No of course not! I am a narcissistic
    I code C#....

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    Re: I swear I will have accident one of those days .. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by oceanebelle
    No of course not! I am a narcissistic
    After looking the word up i must say...
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