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  1. Mar 26th, 2006, 07:11 AM #1
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    "I wish I had a...." thread.

    1.Magnum Sniper Rifle.

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  2. Mar 26th, 2006, 08:32 AM #2
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    A donkey
    or a sheep
    or both
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  3. Mar 26th, 2006, 08:56 AM #3
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by big blue alien
    A donkey
    or a sheep
    or both
    I didn't know Manchester is in Wales.
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    I wish my stubble wasn't so indestructable. I might have to start selling it to Nasa for their Space Elevator research programme.
    I don't live here any more.
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  6. Mar 26th, 2006, 12:27 PM #5
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Billionaire father-in-law.
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    ...who was terminally ill and likes cigars and whiskey.

    ...and a friend in cuba who has a brother that owns a whiskey distillery.

    ...and a friend who works at customs.
    I don't live here any more.
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    I smoke. But I don't drink.
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  9. Mar 26th, 2006, 12:33 PM #8
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Who cares, you want to get into your rich father-in-law's will right?
    I don't live here any more.
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  11. Mar 26th, 2006, 12:39 PM #9
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    At first I'll just kill my rich father-in-law by supplying unlimited amount of whiskey. His liver should look like this :


    Then I'll kill my wife by passive smoking. Her lungs should look like this :


    After that the property will be mine autometically.
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  12. Mar 26th, 2006, 01:33 PM #10
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by mendhak
    I didn't know Manchester is in Wales.
    Its what you do with them that determins wether your from Wales. Trust me I wont do any of that
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  13. Mar 27th, 2006, 02:55 AM #11
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by fahad k
    1.Magnum Sniper Rifle.

    Do you want the M95 or the L96A1?
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  14. Mar 27th, 2006, 03:39 AM #12
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    This one.
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  15. Mar 27th, 2006, 03:42 AM #13
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Though i would settle for Kreig 550 Commando also.
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  16. Mar 27th, 2006, 05:19 AM #14
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    The L96A1 works like a charm in BF2.
    I code C#....
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  17. Mar 27th, 2006, 09:15 AM #15
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by vbcode1980
    The L96A1 works like a charm in BF2.
    I would like to use it atleast once. Just to catch someone unaware.
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  18. Mar 27th, 2006, 11:33 AM #16
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    wish i had a date with salma hayek
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  19. Mar 27th, 2006, 11:37 AM #17
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    me too
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  20. Mar 27th, 2006, 12:07 PM #18
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Losers !
    I already had a date with her.
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    ..a clue.
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    It was like a dream.
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by iPrank
    It was like a dream.
    iPrank... It was a dream...
    Zeegnahtuer?
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  24. Mar 27th, 2006, 12:25 PM #22
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    I hate you.
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    Shutup you wannabes.
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    ...spooge
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    You can all take me out on a date. You'll get one kiss each. But no tounges.
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    I would rather want to be shot by a n00b sniper.
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Snipers are all pansies any fool can sit still in a ditch for days on end soaking in their own excrement without moving a muscle. That's what I do when I'm off work.
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by litlewiki
    wish i had a date with salma hayek
    Who is salma hayek?
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    Patty Bouvier's sister.
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    Re: "I wish I had a...." thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by fahad k
    1.Magnum Sniper Rifle.

    Is that the Best Sniper Rifle in the world??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hack
    Who is salma hayek?
    was that a joke or sheer ignorance !! how could someone not know who salma is
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