Quote Originally Posted by MasterBlaster
[in serious mode] Wild turkeys are anything but slow, stupid and fat. and unlike their imprisoned butterball brothers waiting for a thanksgiving execution, can actually fly.

[In MB mode] IMHO anyone with big enough cojones to fly a kite with a key on it in a lightning storm should be able to pick the national bird.

Free the Butterballs!
How the hell did we derail to this topic?