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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

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    I can't believe after all of the wonderfull things that the turki in this world have done for humans, that you can support that. The only thing eagles have done are krap on windshields and choke in the superbowl.
    But eagles are cooler.

    Our national bird shouldn't be slow stupid and fat.
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

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    But eagles are cooler.

    Our national bird shouldn't be slow stupid and fat.
    [in serious mode] Wild turkeys are anything but slow, stupid and fat. and unlike their imprisoned butterball brothers waiting for a thanksgiving execution, can actually fly.

    [In MB mode] IMHO anyone with big enough cojones to fly a kite with a key on it in a lightning storm should be able to pick the national bird.

    Free the Butterballs!
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by MasterBlaster
    [in serious mode] Wild turkeys are anything but slow, stupid and fat. and unlike their imprisoned butterball brothers waiting for a thanksgiving execution, can actually fly.

    [In MB mode] IMHO anyone with big enough cojones to fly a kite with a key on it in a lightning storm should be able to pick the national bird.

    Free the Butterballs!
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
    Our national bird shouldn't be slow stupid and fat.
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
    But eagles are cooler.

    Our national bird shouldn't be slow stupid and fat.
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by capsulecorpjx
    Our national bird shouldn't be slow stupid and fat.
    But considering the majority of Americans are obese surely this would be a fitting emblem?

    Ours is the best emblem anyway, the mighty Dragon!
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

    Ours is the best emblem anyway, the mighty Dragon!
    I'll go along with that . Of course, St George slew one - I've often wondered if there's any significance in that, given our national histories.

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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

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    But considering the majority of Americans are obese surely this would be a fitting emblem?

    Ours is the best emblem anyway, the mighty Dragon!
    Yeah whatever, I've seen the women in england. Don't tell me that america has an obesity problem.
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

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    Yeah whatever, I've seen the women in england. Don't tell me that america has an obesity problem.
    Well actually both American Women and Britians are indeed obese.
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

    Yeah, I was probably a being a bit unfair considering almost twice as many men are obese and it is much eaiser due to a womans anatomy to qualify as obese. If we ate more turkey obesity wouldnt be a problem. Proving once again that the turkey should be the worlds national bird and that dragons are high in fat.
    "And most of the evils of society can, in fact, be cured through information. We have a society that has been disinformed and based on the disinformation has made irrational choices. And that's what I mean by 'ignorance.' People, who ordinarily might be smart, are deprived of the data by which to make a rational decision, don't have the data to do it."
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    Re: Iraq needs to be like Turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by MasterBlaster
    Yeah, I was probably a being a bit unfair considering almost twice as many men are obese and it is much eaiser due to a womans anatomy to qualify as obese. If we ate more turkey obesity wouldnt be a problem. Proving once again that the turkey should be the worlds national bird and that dragons are high in fat.
    Difference between Eagle and Turkey.

    A Turkey gets eaten.

    anyway back on topic. Turkey is a model case of a primarily Islamic country where seperation of church and state has worked wonders.

    Maybe people need to complain about Theocracies and politicians using religion as a pawn in their agendars instead of against the actual religion.

    Religion is only bad when it's mixed with politics.
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