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    Talking Psycho recluse kills self

    On February 12., 2001, forums.vb-world.net user jeff_1 was the only person in history too sucessfully commit suicide with a rusty spoon.Authorities said that he appeared to have an assortment of rusty spoons wedged in certain areas of his body that did not instantly cause death..but instead gave jeff_1 immense pain for hours before his body gave in to the pain.While investigating the scene authorities found a suicide note, and a cache of weapons, the note described how the suicidee could no longer stand the pain of another lonely valentines day and the note also described a plan to murder "Lovey dovey people" on valentines day.. with detailed instructions on when and where the hits were going to take place jeff_1 planned to eradictae all that is happy.
    A police spokeswoman told reporters "We had no idea this was going to take place..we thought everyone was happy on valentines day!" a neighbor said that jeff_1 would always walk around aimlessley during this time of the year and mumble "cupid is the work of the devil!!".

    Also in the suicide note there was a reference to a "Cult of the rusty spoon" and all of it's members:

    Chenko
    HarryW
    Parksie
    Cybersurfer
    matthewralston
    denniswrenn


    Authorities are advising all people on valentines day to be aware and very cautious.as these suspects are still on the loose and considered armed and extremely dangerous.






    hehehehe see what happnes when you have abnormal amounts of caffine and sugar in your system? you write stuff like this!
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    Re: Psycho recluse kills self

    Originally posted by Jeff_1
    Also in the suicide note there was a reference to a "Cult of the rusty spoon" and all of it's members:

    Chenko
    HarryW
    Parksie
    Cybersurfer
    matthewralston
    denniswrenn
    OH **** im gonna have to watch my back from now on

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    Hey you knocked me off in that reply!

    I'm going to have to take away your spoon for that.

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    Hey you knocked me off in that reply!
    What you mean?

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    Poor Jeff.........I will miss him.

    I will also mourn the loss of the entire cult

    Chenko
    HarryW
    Parksie
    Cybersurfer
    matthewralston
    denniswrenn


    btw....I seem to be missing all my spoons....

    Any of you know where they went????

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    Angry

    You rusty bastard!

    You made me drop a couple tears until I realized that yourself signed the thread!

    I really believed you at first!

    (You made me step on the twig)
    Combat poverty: kill a poor!!

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    Katie....I'm not dead yet...

    However ask me again in a few days Will probably be totally comatose
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Comatose???

    Is that because of rusty spoons or Spanish pubs??

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    Erm...semi-comatose from the pubs...then from a rusty spoon when I get back

    Will give a full update on Yahoo! Messenger
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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